[Fanfiction] Between Friends
Title: Between Friends
Author: inkcharm_666
Prompt: larkir - Banana (Tetsuya x Hyde)
Fandom: JRock
Characters: Tetsuya, Hyde, mentions of Ayana and Megumi
Warnings: humour, sexual references
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Hyde, Tetsuya, L'Arc~en~Ciel or anything that awesome at all, really.
Notes: Very sorry for the long wait, but I hope it was somewhat worth it. Enjoy!
Summary: The first and only thing he saw were Hyde's lips wrapped around a banana.
Between Friends
~*~
It started when he saw Hyde eating that banana.
Up until that point it had been a fairly regular day. Nothing special had happened. Business as usual. Just the way Tetsuya preferred on a normal work day. Even Hyde and Ken, those mischievous brats, had behaved so far. Sure, Hyde kept complaining about being hungry, but then again when wasn't he. It was easy to ignore.
Until Hyde got so desperate that he turned his attention to the fruit bowl. It had sat there innocently enough. A gift basket full of fruit. Bananas, specifically for Tetsuya in the knowledge that the most hungry mouth in the studio wouldn't touch all the healthy stuff with a foot long pole. But today Hyde was just that hungry.
And so when Tetsuya walked back into the studio, the first and only thing he saw were Hyde's lips wrapped around a banana.
It only went downhill from there. That night he had a dream, which didn't really make it past his wife's awareness, causing her to mercilessly tease him all morning. When he sat in the studio he had a hard time not thinking back to images that involved those lips but no bananas, which was just all kinds of wrong. Though maybe including the banana in that dream would have made it worse. He needed to think of different things. He needed to...
Hyde leaned over the back of his chair and put his cheek against Tetsuya's. The vocalist was just barely on time, as per usual, and smelled like strong coffee. “So. I hear you had an interesting dream.”
Tetsuya felt as though someone had pulled the floor away from under his feet in the middle of the stage in front of thousands of fans. Of course. Wives. Ayana had latched on to Megumi as quickly as possible and those two had quickly become good friends and conspirators against their husbands. Hyde and Tetsuya tried to avoid having the women in the same room because it never ended well for them - but alas, this day and age features those damn mobile phones, and so the two band members were never safe anymore. Apparently the news had traveled from Ayana to Megumi and from there to Hyde in a matter of two hours this morning.
Damn.
“You are so cute when you blush, Tetchan.”
He was going to kill Hyde. He was going to take away all the soba and then kill Hyde. He was going to make him wear nothing but fuzzy, pink banana peels on stage and then take away all the soba and then kill Hyde.
Hm. Hyde in nothing but fuzzy, pink banana peels...
Damn, damn, damn!
As though Hyde could read his mind, he tightened his hold on his band leader and friend. Like a parasite he had seen one weak spot, latched on to it and refused to let go. Sweet revenge...
“You know, having a boner for me is quite alright, Tetchan.” With a dramatic sigh, Hyde settled in next to the bassist and looked at him with innocent eyes. “I even promise not to make fun of that. No, I think your wife has that down quite well. We're friends, so please don't feel bad. I feel really flattered to be able to compete with your wife.”
For a second, relief flooded Tetsuya. They were good. Hyde was amused but would let it go. The feeling was short lived, however, as Hyde smiled.
A smiling Hyde right after dancing around such an embarrassing topic was never a good thing. And sure enough, he pulled a banana from his pocket. Tetsuya decided then and there to hate Hyde for all eternity, ban soba from the studio and never sleep again for fear of handing the brat more ammunition in his sleep. This was one of Hyde's sick little games, and he was determined to win just this once.
“Ah yes,” Hyde breathed as he eyes the banana and licked his lips. “Definitely a favourite now...” The banana slowly slipped past full lips.
Next to him Tetsuya squirmed.
It seemed he had lost already.
~*~
The End
Author: inkcharm_666
Prompt: larkir - Banana (Tetsuya x Hyde)
Fandom: JRock
Characters: Tetsuya, Hyde, mentions of Ayana and Megumi
Warnings: humour, sexual references
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Hyde, Tetsuya, L'Arc~en~Ciel or anything that awesome at all, really.
Notes: Very sorry for the long wait, but I hope it was somewhat worth it. Enjoy!
Summary: The first and only thing he saw were Hyde's lips wrapped around a banana.
Between Friends
~*~
It started when he saw Hyde eating that banana.
Up until that point it had been a fairly regular day. Nothing special had happened. Business as usual. Just the way Tetsuya preferred on a normal work day. Even Hyde and Ken, those mischievous brats, had behaved so far. Sure, Hyde kept complaining about being hungry, but then again when wasn't he. It was easy to ignore.
Until Hyde got so desperate that he turned his attention to the fruit bowl. It had sat there innocently enough. A gift basket full of fruit. Bananas, specifically for Tetsuya in the knowledge that the most hungry mouth in the studio wouldn't touch all the healthy stuff with a foot long pole. But today Hyde was just that hungry.
And so when Tetsuya walked back into the studio, the first and only thing he saw were Hyde's lips wrapped around a banana.
It only went downhill from there. That night he had a dream, which didn't really make it past his wife's awareness, causing her to mercilessly tease him all morning. When he sat in the studio he had a hard time not thinking back to images that involved those lips but no bananas, which was just all kinds of wrong. Though maybe including the banana in that dream would have made it worse. He needed to think of different things. He needed to...
Hyde leaned over the back of his chair and put his cheek against Tetsuya's. The vocalist was just barely on time, as per usual, and smelled like strong coffee. “So. I hear you had an interesting dream.”
Tetsuya felt as though someone had pulled the floor away from under his feet in the middle of the stage in front of thousands of fans. Of course. Wives. Ayana had latched on to Megumi as quickly as possible and those two had quickly become good friends and conspirators against their husbands. Hyde and Tetsuya tried to avoid having the women in the same room because it never ended well for them - but alas, this day and age features those damn mobile phones, and so the two band members were never safe anymore. Apparently the news had traveled from Ayana to Megumi and from there to Hyde in a matter of two hours this morning.
Damn.
“You are so cute when you blush, Tetchan.”
He was going to kill Hyde. He was going to take away all the soba and then kill Hyde. He was going to make him wear nothing but fuzzy, pink banana peels on stage and then take away all the soba and then kill Hyde.
Hm. Hyde in nothing but fuzzy, pink banana peels...
Damn, damn, damn!
As though Hyde could read his mind, he tightened his hold on his band leader and friend. Like a parasite he had seen one weak spot, latched on to it and refused to let go. Sweet revenge...
“You know, having a boner for me is quite alright, Tetchan.” With a dramatic sigh, Hyde settled in next to the bassist and looked at him with innocent eyes. “I even promise not to make fun of that. No, I think your wife has that down quite well. We're friends, so please don't feel bad. I feel really flattered to be able to compete with your wife.”
For a second, relief flooded Tetsuya. They were good. Hyde was amused but would let it go. The feeling was short lived, however, as Hyde smiled.
A smiling Hyde right after dancing around such an embarrassing topic was never a good thing. And sure enough, he pulled a banana from his pocket. Tetsuya decided then and there to hate Hyde for all eternity, ban soba from the studio and never sleep again for fear of handing the brat more ammunition in his sleep. This was one of Hyde's sick little games, and he was determined to win just this once.
“Ah yes,” Hyde breathed as he eyes the banana and licked his lips. “Definitely a favourite now...” The banana slowly slipped past full lips.
Next to him Tetsuya squirmed.
It seemed he had lost already.
~*~
The End