Feb 05, 2009 22:47
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Katie
2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names) ... Malcolm. -_-" (My mum doesn't have a middle name. And I will apparently be going into witness protection with a false beard. Yay?)
3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) Tom Malcolm (Argh, family naming traditions, why do you hate me?)
4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Coo Ka (I'm... an ewok?)
5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal) Blue Wolf (PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR!)
6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born) Alice Milton Keynes (So I'm the decendent of a famous economist and my mother loved Paradise Lost. It's not all bad!)
7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning) The Red Tea. Almost as good as The Hotness...
8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name) Kaok (no combination of the letters from my name create anything cool.)
9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Vanillia Bourbon (hells yeah)
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on) Socks Hazel (I'm not a popular porn actress :P)
11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle) Cooizzle (beaten regularly.)
13. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Mischief (sounds more like a perfume, but I'll go with it)
14. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy) uh... since I don't know the name of my perfume, I'm gonna go with Scenty Chocolate. Aren't you aroused right now?
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