[Saiyuki] You want to put that WHERE?!
Title: You Want to Put That Where?
Rating: G
Word Count: 152
Characters: Sanzo, Gojyo, Goku
Notes: For petite_souer's challenge "You want to put that where?"
"You want to put that where?" Gojyo demanded, staring at Sanzo like he'd suddenly started speaking a foreign language. Sanzo looked at him for a while, as groggily bemused as he ever got.
"Sanzo," the kappa said, as slowly as he would if he was Hakkai explaining something to Goku. "You can't do that. That's gross."
"No it's not. I do it all the time."
"And they say I'm disgusting?" Gojyo muttered, lighting his cigarette.
"You are," Goku mumbled, lurching across the room, drawn by the scent of food. "What're you two - Sanzo!"
Gojyo laughed triumphantly at Goku's horrified expression. "See, even the monkey thinks it's weird!"
Sanzo looked at his noodles - slightly stale, just the way he liked them - and the mayonnaise he'd been trying to tip over them when Gojyo'd interrupted. "So I finally get some breakfast the bottomless pit doesn't want to steal. Shut up and let me eat."
Rating: G
Word Count: 152
Characters: Sanzo, Gojyo, Goku
Notes: For petite_souer's challenge "You want to put that where?"
"You want to put that where?" Gojyo demanded, staring at Sanzo like he'd suddenly started speaking a foreign language. Sanzo looked at him for a while, as groggily bemused as he ever got.
"Sanzo," the kappa said, as slowly as he would if he was Hakkai explaining something to Goku. "You can't do that. That's gross."
"No it's not. I do it all the time."
"And they say I'm disgusting?" Gojyo muttered, lighting his cigarette.
"You are," Goku mumbled, lurching across the room, drawn by the scent of food. "What're you two - Sanzo!"
Gojyo laughed triumphantly at Goku's horrified expression. "See, even the monkey thinks it's weird!"
Sanzo looked at his noodles - slightly stale, just the way he liked them - and the mayonnaise he'd been trying to tip over them when Gojyo'd interrupted. "So I finally get some breakfast the bottomless pit doesn't want to steal. Shut up and let me eat."