Quoted from the blog of
Mistress Matisse, a Seattle writer and professional dominatrix.
"Full and exact text of an email I got last week:
hi mam im lloking for 24/7 servitude
I am filled with emotion by this email. The care, the crafting, the raw human effort - it’s breathtaking. What can I think but that this person would bring exactly this much sincerity and dedication to my service? How can I resist such a passionate entreaty?
But no - am I worthy? Humble dominatrix that I am, am I truly, truly worthy of such painstaking care and towering devotion? Stay your hand, Matisse. Your time to accept such a one as this has not yet come. In fact, it may never come.
I am at peace with that."
For those who aren't familiar with it, that would be sarcasm. I would strongly recommend this down-to-earth blog about Matisse's kinky and non-kinky exploits. It's very amusing, but be warned that it can be very much not-work safe. Also, it can, obviously, be squick-inducing.