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Remember that time...
*you graveled me with tater tots?
*I kicked your ass in Soul Caliber II?
*I kicked your ass in Monkey Bowling?
*we narrowly escaped death when walking to WinCo?
*we initiated Margarita Night, and Wine Night, and Frat Kid Beer Night?
*we built a fort in the living room?
*we had this interaction, ME:"Harbinger, you didn't flush the toilet. You left me presents."
You:"YES I DID! We do not have industrial strength toilets Trisha. It's gonna take more than one flush to get all that shit down."
*and this one, You:"Trisha why can't I pump gas? Nothing's coming out.:
Me:"That's because you have to push where is says push here in order for it to work."
*we went on an adventure and came home with a cat?
*we made a deal that you needed to live 100 more years from the day you got banished from WinCo so you could go back and steal another Odwalla bar?
*you set the kitchen on fire?
*you set the kitchen on fire, again!?
*I borrowed you copy of haunted? [I never gave it back, sorry]
*we used to go to IHOP every week for breakfast?
*you made the Champagne Room?
*sam robo tripped in the living room by himself?
*we had an adventure in the woods and found a tree house?
*I convinced you to be a hooker for Halloween and you let me do your make up, glitter and all?
*I accidentally threw out your shower curtain? [I never did buy you a new one.]
*you promised me you'd never do this?
It was never supposed to be like this. We never really got to say goodbye. You were more than just an old roommate, you were an amazing friend. One of the best.
I miss you already.
*you graveled me with tater tots?
*I kicked your ass in Soul Caliber II?
*I kicked your ass in Monkey Bowling?
*we narrowly escaped death when walking to WinCo?
*we initiated Margarita Night, and Wine Night, and Frat Kid Beer Night?
*we built a fort in the living room?
*we had this interaction, ME:"Harbinger, you didn't flush the toilet. You left me presents."
You:"YES I DID! We do not have industrial strength toilets Trisha. It's gonna take more than one flush to get all that shit down."
*and this one, You:"Trisha why can't I pump gas? Nothing's coming out.:
Me:"That's because you have to push where is says push here in order for it to work."
*we went on an adventure and came home with a cat?
*we made a deal that you needed to live 100 more years from the day you got banished from WinCo so you could go back and steal another Odwalla bar?
*you set the kitchen on fire?
*you set the kitchen on fire, again!?
*I borrowed you copy of haunted? [I never gave it back, sorry]
*we used to go to IHOP every week for breakfast?
*you made the Champagne Room?
*sam robo tripped in the living room by himself?
*we had an adventure in the woods and found a tree house?
*I convinced you to be a hooker for Halloween and you let me do your make up, glitter and all?
*I accidentally threw out your shower curtain? [I never did buy you a new one.]
*you promised me you'd never do this?
It was never supposed to be like this. We never really got to say goodbye. You were more than just an old roommate, you were an amazing friend. One of the best.
I miss you already.