FUCK YEAH CANADA
WE WON. WE FUCKING WON. I LOVE YOU NOW SIDNEY CROSBY, YOU WONDERFUL SON OF A BITCH!
IF YOU CAN'T TELL, I AM FUCKING EXCITED. I DON'T EVEN SUPER LOVE HOCKEY. BUT THIS IS A HISTORICAL MOMENT FOR CANADA.
LAST TIME WE HOSTED THE OLYMPICS, WE WON EXACTLY ZERO GOLD MEDALS AND NOW WE HAVE BROKEN THE FUCKING RECORD FOR MOST GOLD MEDALS WON IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS!
GOD I AM EXCITED.
ALSO, CONGRATS TO AMERICA FOR, TO PARAPHRASE BEATONNA, MAKING US SHIT OUR PANTS BEFORE WE WON. YOU PLAYED A GOOD GAME, GUYS <333
IF YOU CAN'T TELL, I AM FUCKING EXCITED. I DON'T EVEN SUPER LOVE HOCKEY. BUT THIS IS A HISTORICAL MOMENT FOR CANADA.
LAST TIME WE HOSTED THE OLYMPICS, WE WON EXACTLY ZERO GOLD MEDALS AND NOW WE HAVE BROKEN THE FUCKING RECORD FOR MOST GOLD MEDALS WON IN THE WINTER OLYMPICS!
GOD I AM EXCITED.
ALSO, CONGRATS TO AMERICA FOR, TO PARAPHRASE BEATONNA, MAKING US SHIT OUR PANTS BEFORE WE WON. YOU PLAYED A GOOD GAME, GUYS <333