Weird Ass Dreams

[ink_maid]

I get them all the time. I have never had a normal dream like running from a monster or falling or stuff like that.

ANYWAY, here is a particular one I had last night. I can remember most of it but parts are missing/fuzzy. It's copy pasted from an MSN conversation, as a heads up.

inkmaid||     says:
*Ok so
*I can't remember much but I know that I was

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[crackedeggie]

OMG THE DREAM, EPICNESS.

I NEVER GET SUCH AWESOME DREAMS, THEY'RE ALWAYS SO REALITY BOUND AND LAME. DD:

[ink_maid]

IKR?! WTF IS GOING ON IN MY BRAIN.

AW NO. D: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON, MAN. I LOVE HAVING WEIRDASS DREAMS. I MADE OUT WITH A VIKING IN ONE ONCE.

[crackedeggie]

LOLOL FOR REAL.

PFFT, I GO TO SCHOOL IN MINE. OR HOME. OR SOMETHING MUNDANE. GOD.

...I...MADE OUT WITH PIERCE BROSNAN ONCE IN MY DREAMS. [SEE EVEN THAT IS TIED TO REALITY, HELL].

[ink_maid]

LOL AWWW :C MINE ARE ALWAYS... SUPER MESSED UP. I DON'T THINK I'VE HAD A DREAM THAT IS LEGIT NORMAL.THIS WAS PROBS. THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER BEEN TO A NORMAL DREAM AND THIS HAD WEREWOLVES IN IT. LIKE... WTF.

OH MY. PIERCE BROSNAN MAKEOUTS. I COULD GET BEHIND THAT.

(BTW, I AM READING THE "AUCTIONING OFF CASTIEL'S PURITY" THING GOING ON AT SPN TREEHOUSE AND PRETTY MUCH DYING. THIS IS SO AMAZING. I WILL FOREVER BE GRATEFUL YOU INTRODUCED ME TO THIS COMM.)

[crackedeggie]

HEY, WEREWOLVES ARENT ALLLLLL THAT BAD!

THE PB THING ACTUALLY WENT WAY BEYOND THAT. WAY. OMG, STUPID HORNY TEENAGER ME.

[ISNT IT JUST FULL OF CRACK AND AWESOME? I JUST CAN'T STOP WITH THE LAUGHING.]

[ink_maid]

OH NO NO! WEREWOLVES ARE EPIC. I WAS JUST SAYIN THAT THE MOST NORMAL DREAM I'VE EVER HAD THAT I CAN REMEMBER STILL HAS SOMETHING... NOT NORMAL IN IT. YESSSSS. I MAKE SENSE.

LOLOLOL DON'T WORRY. I'VE HAD THAT HAPPEN BEFORE >> AND THEN I WAKE UP AND I'M LIKE 'OMG BRAIN. STOP THAT. YOU ARE HORRIBLE."

(IT REALLY IS. I'M JUST ALL AROUND DYING AT THIS COMM IN GENERAL.)