FRIENDS ONLY

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ahmnomnom July 12 2010, 18:02:32 UTC
I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND

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ink_maid July 12 2010, 18:06:05 UTC
YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. I KNOW. GOD. STOP PRESSURING YOU H00R.

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ahmnomnom July 12 2010, 18:08:11 UTC
YOU BARE AN ODD RESEMBLANCE TO A WALRUS

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ink_maid July 12 2010, 18:10:42 UTC
YOU BEAR AN ODD RESEMBLANCE TO YOUR MOM. I KNOW BECAUSE I FUCKED HER LAST NIGHT.

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ahmnomnom July 12 2010, 18:11:42 UTC
NOT POSSIBLE, BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING HER LAST NIGHT.

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ink_maid July 12 2010, 18:12:22 UTC
MHMM SURE YOU WERE~ IT WAS A THREESOME. HOW DRUNK WERE YOU?

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ahmnomnom July 12 2010, 18:15:02 UTC
NOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU.

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ink_maid July 12 2010, 18:17:19 UTC
APPARENTLY YOU WERE CAUSE WE DID~ REPEATEDLY~

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ahmnomnom July 12 2010, 18:18:49 UTC
I BELIEVE I WAS ACTUALLY PORKING MY MOTHER, BUT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER...

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ink_maid July 12 2010, 18:27:43 UTC
NO, YOU MISSED HER~

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ahmnomnom July 12 2010, 18:31:42 UTC
THEN I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A VERY WIDE VAGINA.

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ink_maid July 12 2010, 18:33:11 UTC
I CAN'T HELP IT IF I HAVE A WIDE SET VAGINA AND A HEAVY FLOW!!!!

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ahmnomnom July 12 2010, 18:38:01 UTC
DO LITTLE MEN POP IN AND OUT OF THERE FREQUENTLY AFTER SAYING SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF 'BEAM ME UP, SCOTTIE'?

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ink_maid July 12 2010, 18:39:25 UTC
...POSSIBLY. STOP SPYING ON MY VAG, YOU PERV.

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ahmnomnom July 12 2010, 18:42:29 UTC
SORRY, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO AVOID MOUNTAINS WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY THEM.

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ink_maid July 12 2010, 18:47:30 UTC
UNLESS YOU ARE CURRENTLY HAVING SEX WITH ME, YOU ARE NOT SURROUNDED BY MY VA-JAY-JAY. GOD.

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