Where: Tamaki's mansion
When: Saturday
Who: Tamaki, Renge and Ren
What: Oh hey, there's Tamaki's mansion. So where has he been? What could the phoney prince be up to?
Warnings: None
It had been weeks. Countless days it seemed, and really, it was becoming too much to bear. No Shima, no reply from anyone's number. Every night Tamaki would go to sleep, he'd hope beyond all hope that he'd wake up back in his real bed, greeted with breakfast and the smiles of his staff and sweet Antoinette. Every day, he'd wake up to the same room that was now in utter dissary. His clothes were strun around, trash from his stockpile of commoner's food littered the floor.
Downstairs, the kitchen was in a similar state. Unwashed dishes and wasted food were piled on the counter tops. Dusty stair railings would lead the way to his room where Tamaki remained. Still in pajamas, he had his collection of trinkets that come with commoners' food lined up around him.
"Oh Haruhi" He pushed the small green horse figure closer to the white cat one. "Quick, while no one is looking, let us run away together."
"But Tamaki-senpai, we can't just elope. We should at least make sure that the paperwork is together. There is life insurance, bank accounts, mailing addresses, name change forms, and tax information to handle."
His shoulders slump. "Oh..I guess we can do those then. Don't you worry about those things, I'll take care of it."
Suddenly two elephant figures swoop down and take the cat away. "Too late! We have her now!"
"No! You monsters!"
Really. This is a little pathetic. If only someone could help the poor guy out.