Let's paint the town green!

[dr_chi_pantless]

Where: Ink City streets, around the volcano
When: A few days after the World Split repair. So, right about now.
Who: Dr. Chip and dip Chickenpotpie Habanero Chipotle Jr., El Tigre, and the guacamole monster  
What: A good ol' fashioned super hero vs. super villain fight!
Warnings: Cartoon violence, guacamole abuse

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[goodbadtigre]

There was a small stretch of silence after Dr. Chipotle Jr. sent his message to Manny. It would seem like it was a good few minutes before an explosion of familiar green flame appeared at the top of the volcano. And in an instant who should be running down the side of the massive rock face than El Tigre himself!

"Dr. Chicken Noddle Soup! I accept your challenge!" He jumped up onto the giant letters that still spelled Miracle City and then launched himself up into the air and landed on his feet just a bit away from the evil genius and his monster.

1/2

[dr_chi_pantless]

"Dr. Chipotle Jr. is pleased that you have! Though you will soon regret it!", the mad scientist cackled and launched himself backward with his robotic hand, landing a fair distance away. Now there's plenty of room for his monster to maneuver without possibly touching his boss.

"Now, my monster! CRUSH El Tigre!", he yells.

2/2

[greatwithchips]

The guacamole monster's entire demeanor suddenly changes from a pleasant sidekick to a violent beast. It roars down at the young hero, raising a gigantic fist into the air.

[goodbadtigre]

"Yes! This is what I'm talking about!" Tigre launched his claw up at the monster's face. He grabbed hold of his cheek and zoomed up. He dodged the possible fist attack and flew through the air, aiming a punch at the monster's chin.

[greatwithchips]

The blow to the face knocks the monster backwards, sending a splatter of green goop against the sidewalk and nearby walls. For some reason, there's a lot of red specks lodged in the guacamole! The red bits weren't visible on the surface, but they can be seen plain as day in the spot where Tigre's punch landed.

The monster peels itself up off the ground and lunges at El Tigre, jaws open wide.

[goodbadtigre]

El Tigre launched his claw behind him. It hit the volcano base and pulled him out of the way just before the monster could chomp down on him.

"Sorry monster dude. If anyone is going to eat anyone, it's going to be me eating you with chips."

[greatwithchips]

The monster hits the pavement with a loud rumble, splattering across the ground. It peels itself up and turns to Tigre, growling. It lunges at El Tigre again, claws outstretched, attempting to tackle him with his entire body.

[goodbadtigre]

"Uh oh..." Tigre didn't have the time to dodge this one. He's tackled hard onto the ground, his head hitting the ground when he falls. Oh he's going to feel that one in the morning.

[greatwithchips]

The monster grins viciously, raising a claw and swiping violently down at Tigre, knocking him into a nearby (and luckily uninhabited) building. Yeah, he might be feeling some of these hits for a WHILE.

Dr. Chipotle Jr. cheers, pumping a fist in victory.

[goodbadtigre]

Okay, that hurt a lot. But he wasn't down yet. From inside the building a loud roar can be heard before both his claws shoot out of the hole in the wall and fly right for the monster's face.

[greatwithchips]

The monster wasn't expecting the sudden attack to his face, which gets squished in from the force. He staggers backward, pulling the chains back and forth as it tries to remove the claws from it's head.

[goodbadtigre]

And Tigre isn't done yet. As the monster tried to to pull the claw out from it's face the hero/villain zoomed towards him, his other claw out and ready. Once he's close enough he striked, trying to separate the monster from one of his arms.

[greatwithchips]

The monster screeches, splitting open from the cut and sending a splatter of guacamole in all directions. But something is different about this avocado-mix compared to ones in the past.. Those red flecks are still speckled in the guacamole, but there's more of them, the farther down the cut goes!

In the center of the monster are huge chunks of different chili peppers clumped together into a horrendously spicy concoction. There's a painful stench in the air from the heavy mixture of spices, Dr. Chipotle Jr. mixed in the worst ones he could find. It fills the air, a full breath of it would make your eyes water and your face burn.

The monster shakes, it's entire body shifting as the nasty-spiced center bubbles up to the surface, sputtering out of the wound and re-forming the monster, good as new. Evil as new.
Better get out of there before he's fixed, Tigre! If it hits you now, it's going to sting.

Suddenly, it makes sense that Chipotle is staying so far out of the fight..

[goodbadtigre]

Tigre coughed and shook, his eyes stinging. Dr. Chipotle had done something new this time and it was ingenious. He jumped back and way from the monster, his vision fogged thanks to the stench in the air. He wiped his eyes and tried his best to shake the smell from his nose. But he was distracted by that for now, giving the monster a chance to attack.

[greatwithchips]

And attack it does, swiping with it's own claws and knocking El Tigre aside again. Any injury he receives now will have the added sting of the highest peppers on the Scoville Heat Scale.

Even though the doctor is still keeping far out of the actual fight, he can still smell the peppers from where he stands. He covers his nose and mouth with the collar of his lab smock, thankful to not be anywhere near it.

[goodbadtigre]

Tigre flew to the side and hit the ground hard. He bounced twice before he stopped and laid there, the world spinning around him. From the smell to the hit he just took this was looking bad. How was he going to beat something that smelled worse than his Grandpapi's cooking?