Plurisy

[ink_ling]

I believe my bad case of wanderlust has settled in my chest. It has now become relocationlust and is threatening my already compromised lungs

Comments

[jawnbc]

I've always found being impulsive and irreponsible is the fastest way to relocate. The dust eventually settles, and you get to combine the whirlwind of being fresh meat with the agita of OMFG what was I thinking?.

And studies have proven that distracted, emotionally unavailable (as in stressed out) men are hawter. Just ask the nearest internally homophobic "str8 acting" fellater near you!

[ink_ling]

Well, I do need to plan quite a bit financially and, as a Virgo, I've always been a kind of slower burn man -- sort of like Granny's electric lap rug.

Still, I think I need to take your advice so that it'll put some fire under my ass and get me shoved off square one. And being the new Mess-of-a-Queer in town doesn't sound so bad after all! :)

[f8n_begorra]

Internalizing homophobia is so much fun in a hot tub full of bears

[jawnbc]

yeah, slipping in, watching their face freeze, feeling the twitch, the grip, the need. All the while pretending you're not doing nuthing.

[f8n_begorra]

Jaysus. We must have been in the same tub!

[jawnbc]

I was the guy with the snorkel