Crank Yankers!
Dude I think someone just prank called me at my job, and I was too tired to even realize it or think it was funny in any way. (I haven't said the word 'prank called' in about eight years, so that just felt funny).
Anyway so the phone rings. I pick it up. And some guy says "Yeah I'm lookin' for Mike."
And I'm like "Mike?"
And he says "Yeah, Mike."
And I say "Does Mike have a last name?"
And he's like "Yeah. My cooooooock!"
And then he hung up. Which is probably a good thing, since I was about to say "There's no Mike Hawk here, sir".
I wish he would have stuck around for a little while so that 1) I could actually get it before I heard a dial tone. Because that made me feel rather slow. And so that 2) I could tell him how badly he needs to take some lessons from Bart Simpson. Because I always got Bart Simpson's Prank Call names immediately.
Oh well. It was fun. Brightened my day a little. I just wish he would have done it last night when I was still on top of shit, and not dragging ass. I might've been a little quicker
Anyway so the phone rings. I pick it up. And some guy says "Yeah I'm lookin' for Mike."
And I'm like "Mike?"
And he says "Yeah, Mike."
And I say "Does Mike have a last name?"
And he's like "Yeah. My cooooooock!"
And then he hung up. Which is probably a good thing, since I was about to say "There's no Mike Hawk here, sir".
I wish he would have stuck around for a little while so that 1) I could actually get it before I heard a dial tone. Because that made me feel rather slow. And so that 2) I could tell him how badly he needs to take some lessons from Bart Simpson. Because I always got Bart Simpson's Prank Call names immediately.
Oh well. It was fun. Brightened my day a little. I just wish he would have done it last night when I was still on top of shit, and not dragging ass. I might've been a little quicker