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The environment in which I work is amusing to the point of distraction.
We had Jaden who was the best ever. He threw an orange and an old woman who was protesting abortion outside the shop, and tattooed the word nigger onto a white supremacist. I'm sure you can see why he doesn't work with us any longer.
Gill is the most heterosexual man I've met in my entire life, but is a drag queen at night. He has the coolest girlfriend in the world because she hooks him up with clothes and does his makeup. That is a wedding I want a front row seat at.
Angel is the sweetest girl in the world but if you fuck with her you're leaving in an ambulance. She's also a huge dork and possibly the most gorgeous female to ever grace this planet. I'd fuck her and I'm not even a lesbian.
Benji is the new guy so he has to do all the shit jobs, James has even made up a couple for him to do. For being so young he's a damn fine artist and I respect what little of his work I've seen.
James is the owner. He says that we're not allowed to fuck around but I swear he's the ring leader.
Those are the only people working tonight besides myself so I'm only posting about them. We close in 45, so I'm going to start getting my shit ready to leave.
We had Jaden who was the best ever. He threw an orange and an old woman who was protesting abortion outside the shop, and tattooed the word nigger onto a white supremacist. I'm sure you can see why he doesn't work with us any longer.
Gill is the most heterosexual man I've met in my entire life, but is a drag queen at night. He has the coolest girlfriend in the world because she hooks him up with clothes and does his makeup. That is a wedding I want a front row seat at.
Angel is the sweetest girl in the world but if you fuck with her you're leaving in an ambulance. She's also a huge dork and possibly the most gorgeous female to ever grace this planet. I'd fuck her and I'm not even a lesbian.
Benji is the new guy so he has to do all the shit jobs, James has even made up a couple for him to do. For being so young he's a damn fine artist and I respect what little of his work I've seen.
James is the owner. He says that we're not allowed to fuck around but I swear he's the ring leader.
Those are the only people working tonight besides myself so I'm only posting about them. We close in 45, so I'm going to start getting my shit ready to leave.