(no subject)
I may or I may not have burst out in inappropriate snorting laughter when this popped into my head. Poor Wildrider, even the smaller moosebots can pin you easy. Hopefully your gestaltmates are elsewhere so that you have the same amount of witnesses I had when I didn't have a random cackle fit. But if they're not, sic the rest of the moosebot herd on them so that any mockery is firmly distroyed when they have to deal with the same thing.
And please don't come after me, I'd be hell to get out of your tires, grill and undercarrage. Not to mention how gross it would be for you to have little bits of rotting fleshy in your joints either.