My Birthday

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Apparently there was a big birthday party for the loud bowl-cut kid this weekend. I think his birthday was what...2 days after mine? I'm glad I didn't let anyone know my birthdate, else someone might have tried to give me a party or something.

I remember when I was little my mom tried to bring people over from my class. There was cake, and crap I

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[notevendiseased]

Amen.

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And I never want to sing it again, especially in a room full of drunk salarymen.

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...ew, seriously? Is Kin a hostess or something?

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Yea, they looked at me funny....

yea, I think so

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Yeah. Old men. Do not touch them.

Seriously? Dude, I hope she doesn't get kicked out of school or anything.

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I tried not to, but they tried to anyways.

why would she get kicked out?

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Frickin' perverts.

How long've you gone to school in our country? :|

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I just asked if their shriveled dicks matched their faces and they left me alone...

I was homeschooled for a while. Why.

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HA HA HA. Do you use that line on everybody or what.

Uh. It's-- Iunno. If they find out, it's gunna be bad.

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It seems to work well.

eh, I don't have any reason to tell anyone...

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...that's the only reason? Seriously?

Yeah, me neither. Just make sure no one else does.

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You think I like old man penis? It makes people leave me alone.

[notevendiseased]

I don't think you like anything.

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and what do you mean by that.

[notevendiseased]

It's just like-- You just don't act like you like anything. Iunno. (I thought that was pretty straightforward, actually.)

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oh. you mean sex?