[Persona 4] BEWARE OF FANGIRLS
Title: BEWARE OF FANGIRLS
Fandom: Persona 4
Author: inksmears
Characters/Pairings: The Investigation Team
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Prompt: Everybody/Naoto. Everybody. And she is utterly freaked out.
Author's Notes: N/A
Sitting at the Junes food court, Naoto stared in silent horror at the pages grasped in her fingers. Her eyes worked their way down the neatly printed kanji, taking in each sentence word for word. As she continued she grew more horrified but for the life of her she couldn't stop reading. It was possibly why she didn't notice Yosuke until he plucked the offending paged from her grasp. Naoto let out a decidedly unmanly yelp and stood so fast she knocked over her chair. She whirled around and Yosuke scrambled away.
"What has the Detective Prince so interested?"
Naoto darted after him, face turning bright red. "Yosuke-senpai! Return that immediately!"
"Yosuke, what are you doing?" Chie demanded, exasperated and resisting the urge to trip him as he tore past her, Naoto hot on his heels. Yukiko snorted. The other members of their ragtag group watched with mild interest as the chase ensued.
"I'm trying to deduce what has Naoto so interested!" Yosuke called, cheerfully ignoring Naoto's shouting. "Let's see..."
He finally stopped, holding the pages out of reach and barring Naoto with his arm as he read silently. The group watched with growing interest at the weird expression that came across his face. Then, expected by no one, Yosuke turned red. Naoto took this chance to elbow Yosuke in the side with a painful sounding THUD and steal back the documents. She clutched them protectively to her chest, glaring daggers at Yosuke. Yosuke stared at her with wide eyes and an open mouth.
"Uh..." Kanji started, breaking the sudden awkward silence. "Guys? What the hell?"
"Yosuke broke!" Teddie chirped. "He's all red!"
"DUDE!" Yosuke suddenly exclaimed. "What the hell is that?!"
"N-None of your business!"
"Like hell!"
"No one asked you to read them!"
"Th-That's not the point, dammit! Th-That... What is that?!"
Naoto, flustered, crumpled the papers into a ball. "I found it."
"Found? That?!"
"At school..."
"....."
"Th-There is... apparently a group of girls who... are quite enamored with me. ... Us. .... A-All of us."
"......"
"S-So they... write these. Um." Naoto turned redder than anyone had ever seen her. She promptly hid her face behind her hat.
At this point the rest of the group had gathered to stare, turning their heads back and forth as Naoto and Yosuke passed the verbal baton, like they were watching a tennis match. However in this case the verbal baton had been dropped by Yosuke who just stared in silent horror at the blushing detective.
"All right," Souji finally said, clearing his throat softly. "What's going on?"
Naoto contemplated taking her gun and shooting herself in the head. Instead she did the more reasonable thing and handed the crumpled papers to Souji, who unfurled them for all to see. Their reactions were more or less to be expected. Kanji's nose bled all over the place, Chie and Yukiko turned quite red, Souji's eyebrows arched in surprise, Teddie smiled in blissful ignorance and Rise started ranting that this wasn't even how sex worked between two girls. (Which made Kanji pass out entirely.)
Meanwhile Naoto was quite certain was wasn't going to let any of her friends have sex with her. Nor would she allow Dojima-san, Adachi-san and the other names listed there that she didn't even recognize.
"Okay, this is wrong," Chie announced. "Really, really wrong. I like you, Naoto-kun, but not like that. Who are these girls again?"
"It's..." Yukiko stammered and tilted her head, still reading the pages. "... in character? I-I mean, I did like feeling Naoto-kun's skin that one time, b-but that didn't lead to..."
"In character? No way!" Rise protested. "I'd never let Naoto top me! I'd totally top her any day! Right, Kanji?"
Somewhere on the ground Kanji made a weird strangled noise. Souji remained mercifully quiet though he did give Naoto a look that made her face hot. What are you daydreaming about, Senpai?!
"So?"
Naoto jumped. She'd forgotten Yosuke was standing right next to her. "Wh-What is it?"
Yosuke grinned. "Would you really talk dirty like that to me?"
The next day Yosuke had a black eye and a busted lip but decided it was totally worth it to have seen her face go that red.
Fandom: Persona 4
Author: inksmears
Characters/Pairings: The Investigation Team
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Prompt: Everybody/Naoto. Everybody. And she is utterly freaked out.
Author's Notes: N/A
Sitting at the Junes food court, Naoto stared in silent horror at the pages grasped in her fingers. Her eyes worked their way down the neatly printed kanji, taking in each sentence word for word. As she continued she grew more horrified but for the life of her she couldn't stop reading. It was possibly why she didn't notice Yosuke until he plucked the offending paged from her grasp. Naoto let out a decidedly unmanly yelp and stood so fast she knocked over her chair. She whirled around and Yosuke scrambled away.
"What has the Detective Prince so interested?"
Naoto darted after him, face turning bright red. "Yosuke-senpai! Return that immediately!"
"Yosuke, what are you doing?" Chie demanded, exasperated and resisting the urge to trip him as he tore past her, Naoto hot on his heels. Yukiko snorted. The other members of their ragtag group watched with mild interest as the chase ensued.
"I'm trying to deduce what has Naoto so interested!" Yosuke called, cheerfully ignoring Naoto's shouting. "Let's see..."
He finally stopped, holding the pages out of reach and barring Naoto with his arm as he read silently. The group watched with growing interest at the weird expression that came across his face. Then, expected by no one, Yosuke turned red. Naoto took this chance to elbow Yosuke in the side with a painful sounding THUD and steal back the documents. She clutched them protectively to her chest, glaring daggers at Yosuke. Yosuke stared at her with wide eyes and an open mouth.
"Uh..." Kanji started, breaking the sudden awkward silence. "Guys? What the hell?"
"Yosuke broke!" Teddie chirped. "He's all red!"
"DUDE!" Yosuke suddenly exclaimed. "What the hell is that?!"
"N-None of your business!"
"Like hell!"
"No one asked you to read them!"
"Th-That's not the point, dammit! Th-That... What is that?!"
Naoto, flustered, crumpled the papers into a ball. "I found it."
"Found? That?!"
"At school..."
"....."
"Th-There is... apparently a group of girls who... are quite enamored with me. ... Us. .... A-All of us."
"......"
"S-So they... write these. Um." Naoto turned redder than anyone had ever seen her. She promptly hid her face behind her hat.
At this point the rest of the group had gathered to stare, turning their heads back and forth as Naoto and Yosuke passed the verbal baton, like they were watching a tennis match. However in this case the verbal baton had been dropped by Yosuke who just stared in silent horror at the blushing detective.
"All right," Souji finally said, clearing his throat softly. "What's going on?"
Naoto contemplated taking her gun and shooting herself in the head. Instead she did the more reasonable thing and handed the crumpled papers to Souji, who unfurled them for all to see. Their reactions were more or less to be expected. Kanji's nose bled all over the place, Chie and Yukiko turned quite red, Souji's eyebrows arched in surprise, Teddie smiled in blissful ignorance and Rise started ranting that this wasn't even how sex worked between two girls. (Which made Kanji pass out entirely.)
Meanwhile Naoto was quite certain was wasn't going to let any of her friends have sex with her. Nor would she allow Dojima-san, Adachi-san and the other names listed there that she didn't even recognize.
"Okay, this is wrong," Chie announced. "Really, really wrong. I like you, Naoto-kun, but not like that. Who are these girls again?"
"It's..." Yukiko stammered and tilted her head, still reading the pages. "... in character? I-I mean, I did like feeling Naoto-kun's skin that one time, b-but that didn't lead to..."
"In character? No way!" Rise protested. "I'd never let Naoto top me! I'd totally top her any day! Right, Kanji?"
Somewhere on the ground Kanji made a weird strangled noise. Souji remained mercifully quiet though he did give Naoto a look that made her face hot. What are you daydreaming about, Senpai?!
"So?"
Naoto jumped. She'd forgotten Yosuke was standing right next to her. "Wh-What is it?"
Yosuke grinned. "Would you really talk dirty like that to me?"
The next day Yosuke had a black eye and a busted lip but decided it was totally worth it to have seen her face go that red.