[Video] Well, this is just wonderful, isn't it?

[misery_genius]

Okay, so at first I thought I was just transported here, somehow. By someone, or something. That we all were. For reasons I haven't been able to figure out yet.

But it seems now it's more than that.
We seem to not be able to die.
At least, not permanently.

Now, where I'm from, you don't stay dead forever either. You die, you enter Cryllis, you're

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[Video]

[dr_chi_pantless]

We've- BEEN- TAMPERED WITH!!?
How could this have happened!? Ohhh, when Dr. Chipotle Jr. finds the one responsible for all of this- I- RGGFFR!!
[He suddenly screams out in rage and his robotic hand quickly retracts, the empty wrist glowing with bright red energy like some sort of energy canon. He whips around and blasts a random machine in the lab behind him, much to the shock of a nearby guacamole monster. He grits his teeth and switches the canon back into a hand- the outraged burst didn't help him calm down much.]

Dr. Chipotle Jr. will join you on your expedition, Heloise. I have decided that getting out of this blasted place- and out of reach of APPARENT UNWILLING EXPERIMENTATION, before I exact my revenge. I can't believe something like this happened!!

How did you find out about the ink-like blood, Heloise?!

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[misery_genius]

[grins, it's nice to see her only real friend here at the moment so adamant in helping her]
I was hoping you'd join me, Doctor. Together we WILL make them PAY.

Oh, I tortured and killed that blue bird guy and the gumball man. It was... [contented sigh] awesome.

[Video]

[dr_chi_pantless]

Ohhh, we shall!!
[Cue intense mad-scientist laughter, which is actually pretty impressive considering his usually high-pitched tone. It ends in a small fit of asthmatic coughing, though.]

Torture!? Ahh, you're a fan of vivisection, Heloise~? I wouldn't have pegged you for that! Well, at least you discovered some very helpful.. IF NOT UPSETTING.. information.
I've dabbled in live experimentation every now and then, but never to the point of deeming it "torture", much less ending it in death! That counts as a failure, to me!

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[misery_genius]

[she laughs evilly too, joining him. wow, her laugh is STILL really creepy]

Maybe next time, I'll invite you to join me, and we can vivisect together~

[highmegavoltage]

INK BLOOD?! You mean--I...I haven't had proper blood in years, and it gets messed with again?!

This place isn't right. I want to go back to St. Canard, where I KNEW how things worked and where there was some damned technology besides these handhelds that I could liberate! I hate it here! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE IT!!! [His helmet and hands surge with sudden electricity, fueled by his anger]

[misery_genius]

You aren't alone, labrat.
You know...
Your weird electricity powers might be useful to me...
I assume you'll assist me?

[highmegavoltage]

So long as it means I get to find whoever did this and zap them out of existence, gladly.

[misery_genius]

Oh, totally.

[hellofourthwall]

[...and he puts two and two together from there. He talked to Mordecai, who died. You're talking about being annoyed killing people doesn't last. And he has at least one sib to protect here, even if death isn't permanent. There's worse fates.]

What, so you can do something to us in the woods? I may be gullible but I'm not stupid.

[misery_genius]

What can I do if I can't kill you?
I tried to kill you and couldn't anyway, you little bastard.

[hellofourthwall]

[He's not about to answer that first question.]

Maybe you should try aiming next time.

[misery_genius]

And maybe you should try keeping to the laws of physics, you freak!

[altarboyofdoom]

"Disturbing" doesn't even begin to describe it.

[misery_genius]

My thoughts exactly...

[altarboyofdoom]

As I said, I'll be joining the expedition, especially if we're somehow that cut off from any of the spiritual realms that death isn't permanent here. That's a gross insult.

Though, to be quite fair on the blood issue? Mine has always been rather dark and inky.

[misery_genius]

Good to have you along.

Demon blood is often quite dark, so that doesn't surprise me.