2nd Command // Megatron // Action/Video

[robonecromancer]

[Feed opens to Megatron at the well, standing, looking pompous as the norm.]

Hello, puny inhabitants of this disgusting cesspool. I am known as Lord Megatron. You may refer to me as your new master. If you disagree, allow me to show you the results of defiance.

[The focus of the video changes to the contents in his hand. A relatively young woman

Comments

[Video]

[last_lombax]

...You son of a-!

[The Lombax does not look happy. But a smirk spreads over his face before he finishes that insult.]

Evil robot with quests of organic domination. You're about as original as a burned Holo-vid. What's wrong? Can't come up with actually unique evil plans?

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[robonecromancer]

[Megatron is not amused.]

Do I need to, rodent?

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[last_lombax]

Need to? Not really. Original plans or not. I'll reduce you to scrap metal.

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[robonecromancer]

[Megatron laughs. As the laughter trails off, he looks at the expression on Ratchet's face. Oh, you're serious? How adorable. More laughter.]

No, no, don't let my laughter stop you, keep going. This is quite entertaining.

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[last_lombax]

You know, most evil robots laugh at me at first. Then I blow off their legs and then they stop. This is all just Deja Vu for me.

Re: [Video] Trying to play tag catch-up. Sorry for the wait.

[robonecromancer]

Yes, most tiny vermin spend quite a bit of time talking at me before I squish them. This is all memorable territory for me as well.

Re: [Video] It's okay. I know how that goes.

[last_lombax]

And most giant robots think they're all big and bad until the armor and limbs start coming off.

Let's see which way this will go.

Re: [Video] It's okay. I know how that goes.

[robonecromancer]

When one has been around as long as I have, such words become meaningless.

[Translation: Put up or shut up, rat.]

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[last_lombax]

Then well me where you are and we'll see just who does down!

[Translation: Bring it on, scrapheap.]

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[robonecromancer]

[The well is clearly visible in the background.]

You know exactly where I am, mouse.

Re: [Video] Action post?

[last_lombax]

I'll be there shortly.

[And he cuts the feed.]

[Action]

[last_lombax]

[It doesn't take long for the Lombax to come zooming towards the wall on his hoverboots, a determined look on his face. He skids to a stop and lands on his feet, standing five foot one and ninty one pounds.]

Hello there, scrapheap.

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[robonecromancer]

You...

[Admittedly, have much, much better technology that he was expecting.]

are small. Your very...very small.

[Megatron takes a moment to look around, expecting perhaps a squadron. Or maybe he was a distration for something else. Or perhaps one of these rotten kids on the feed was playing an elaborate joke.]

You aren't serious, are you rat?

Re: [Action] All his weapon info is in his journal in his apps, btw

[last_lombax]

I am serious.

[Ratchet moves his hand to his belt and seemingly out of nowhere his Judicator rocket launcher appears on his shoulder. He holds the grip and trigger in one hand, the other bracing it.]

I'm going to blow your butt away.

Re: [Action] I played the first 3. I'm pretty familiar. :D

[robonecromancer]

[While Megatron had never seen that weapon, he could guess at what it was. Not one to wait for his opponent to start a fight, he quickly unleashes a volley of blaster fire, each shot several times larger than the rodent.]

It will be difficult for you to do that as a melted grease stain, fool!

Re: [Action] ^^ kk. He has all weapons from A Crack in Time so if you get curious. ^^

[last_lombax]

Bring it!

[Ratchet quickly activates his hoverboots again and zoomed off, circling around Megatron. He raised the Judicator and fired, three missiles fired from it at once, one trained on him and the other two launching off at thirty degree angels from the first one.]