Will eat 3 bowls of rice // Video//Sailor moon never had this problem.

[anotakutype]

[Well, hello there Ink City. You're quite in for a treat today when the feed on your communicators turn on. No, no it wasn't anything depressing or something god awful. Then again this is pretty subjective, so it's up to you. There seems to be some music playing in the background. There's also a silhouette that can't be seen at the moment.]

Woe to

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[Video]

[nothitchhiking]

[NOPE NOT COMING OUT. EVER.Seriously, you put him in THIS?! AND A DAMN RIBBON?!]

GET THIS CRAP OFF ME!

[anotakutype]

[YOU COME OUT. SHE SLAVED AWAY AT YOUR OUTFIT...that included the most cutest overgrown bow on him ever!]

RENREN, how are we suppose to make a impact on people if you don't come out in a...DRAMATIC fashion!

[nothitchhiking]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A MAN IN THIS GIRLY CRUD?!

[Haha, too late, desu bro--AW DAMNIT.]

[anotakutype]

Only the manliest of men can wear pink and it not bother them! Or else is can put their sexuality into question, Renren. It's a known fact!

[Just like your mundane...but his is always questionab--nah, we know he's gayer than spring time. Lmao.]

[nothitchhiking]

...what's that? Are you accusing me of something?!

[anotakutype]

Course not. That's your business if it bothers you or not.
[Yeah we are.]

Now come on out and let everyone see your magnificent outfit!

[nothitchhiking]

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S MY BUSINESS!

[That sounded dirty.

Grumbling, Ren stomps out in his pink frilly glory.]

THERE! Now can I go?!

[anotakutype]

[YOU SHOWED HER.

No one insults your suppressed sexuality with the connection of PINK.]

Ahhhh...! You're manly ADORABLE!♥

[nothitchhiking]

[We'll expect that check in the mail, miss pending lawsuit.]

I better get something for this...

[anotakutype]

Always wanting something even though you agreed to a verbal binding contract.
[Always, gimme. Gimme, gimme...]

Hmmm....I guess we can have hog jowls and honey baked ham tonight. Better than Tamaki-kun's shroom dishes leftovers.

[Happy? Be grateful. We could just you know feed the leftovers to the dog. AKA you...hurr.]

[nothitchhiking]

[MUCH better. Better be the best damn dinner ever.]

Yes! I love hog jowls, way better than that gnome food!

[anotakutype]

I have to admit ham is sounding better than...well whatever it was Tamaki-kun made.
[You can't cook any better woman.]

We'll just toss it out and say it spoiled.

[nothitchhiking]

Really?! Can we light it on fire, too?!

[anotakutype]

A mushroom flambe?

That doesn't sound like a bad idea.
[Has no idea what her pet is so fixated on catching things on fire...well, least it's food this time.]