[Well, hello there Ink City. You're quite in for a treat today when the feed on your communicators turn on. No, no it wasn't anything depressing or something god awful. Then again this is pretty subjective, so it's up to you. There seems to be some music playing in the background. There's also a silhouette that can't be seen at the moment.]
Woe to this city as I hear your cries for help! Your cries for a savior, a hero....a heroine even! Never fear your champion of justice is here.
[A spotlight turns on rather dramatically across her and...well, you ever seen one of those magical girl entrances? No? Well, get ready for the most rosy sparkly effects ever. It puts all magical girls to shame with all the roses appearing behind her in the background.]
BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL GIRL RENGE APPEARS!
[Oh...what is this fresh hell?
Why yes, she is striking a most MAGNFICENT pose and wearing a very pink and
skimpy outfit.Stylish and cute. What? All magicial girls have cute, skimpy costumes. It's just an unwritten rule in the big book of magical girls.There is so much sparkling going on here it might make someone go blind or have a seizure.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any health issues that occur from this.]
A champion of justice! Fighting against evil and fighting for LOVE!
[There's a twirl of her wand before she winks.]
With a fiery passion BURNING of....MOE!
With her trusty magical companion....REN REN!
[She spins around as she outstretches her hand as there's a whirlwind of petals to come falling from above out of no where. There's a long pause before she speaks again.]
I said my magical companion REN REN!
[...
GRUMP.]
CHIEN, THAT'S YOUR CUE!
[Gddmit Ren. Don't be such a amateur! We're trying to DAZZLE the people here and assure them they are in good hands.]
[ooc: Both Renge and Ren will be shamelessly tagging all up in here.]