first calamity | video + action | black on white.

[withoutapples]

[ The feed opens in on a black, crackly haze, and there's not much to be seen beyond the wisps of smoke and black dust. Someone's definitely making a grand enterance. If you're so fortunate to be around, plumes of black and blue and gray spill out the sides of the fountain, encircling it like a fog, contrasting against the snow's pure look. Bad

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[frizzytail]

[Frizzy tail! FRIZZY TAIL!]

Oh no, I ain't gettin' good vibes from this. [She tries to move away from the malevolent fog.]

[withoutapples]

[ Eris takes note of the feline, with an equally malevolent smile. ]

What a useful skill you have, there.

[frizzytail]

Yeah it is...[she stands her ground with a glare, converting her tail into a spiked ball and chain.]

I already know you're not friendly, so what do you want?

[withoutapples]

Surely that's not the only reason to come off to a newcomer so rudely.

I may not be the friendliest, but it's not very smart to stir up trouble when you don't know where you're at, now is it?

[frizzytail]

No, but I know someone dangerous when I see them.

This place is a alternate dimension called Ink City, other than that, I don't really care where I am, I can tell already you're gonna cause as much trouble here as you can, and you're not gonna care who you hurt.

[withoutapples]

Oh! She's a smart cat.

Well, that's all I need to know.

I care.

Only very specifically.

[frizzytail]

[Kitty growl...or the closest thing a cat has to a growl.]

Who are you?...And what are you!?

[withoutapples]

Eris, Goddess of chaos and discord.

Not a myth, as much as you mortals would've hoped.

[frizzytail]

I know a thing or two about gods, demons, and immortals. [After all she's talking to a cat who turned her tail into a morningstar.]

Which means two things, one; I was right that won't feel a thing about what you do here, and two....[a grit in her teeth.] I can't kill you no matter how hard I try.

[withoutapples]

You know, I like you, kitty-cat. You don't mess around.

But you aren't an idiot, either.

That's good, that means someone will have a level head.

[ there's a hint of sarcasm there. ]

All is as it should be then, isn't it?

[frizzytail]

[That compliment felt halfway genuine and the other sarcastic, regardless it would of felt hallow anyway coming from her.]

Perhaps, but this place isn't like your home turf! There was a guy named Discord around here not too long ago, who had a similar shtick, and he got his powers taken away. So you better not try anything, or else the second you're out of line you'll be as mortal as the rest of us!

[withoutapples]

What a cute name.

Not to worry, kitty cat, him and I? Are nothing alike.

[ After all, she doesn't get caught. ]

[frizzytail]

We'll see about that won't we?

[withoutapples]

Undoubtedly.

[frizzytail]

[Growl...I think seriously cats what is that sound cats make? I guess you can call it a hiss I dunno. Cake runs away, moving as far as she can from Eris.]