The First [Video]
[The feed flickers on, revealing a mildly irritated looking man, who drags his hands across his bald head, in an attempt to scrape the ink away, revealing a large tattoo of a spider. He replaces a strange pair of glasses, and looks into the camera.]
WHAT THE FUCK!? Look, whore-monger, if this is your doing, then I will tear out your prostate and feed it to my cat.
[He looks round, then screams, to nobody in particular:]
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME GODDAMN CIGARETTES!?
[He proves this point by pouring a black, tobacco and ink paste onto the pavement. The feed flickers for a second, and shuts to black. Ladies and Gentlemen, Spider Jerusalem.]
WHAT THE FUCK!? Look, whore-monger, if this is your doing, then I will tear out your prostate and feed it to my cat.
[He looks round, then screams, to nobody in particular:]
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME GODDAMN CIGARETTES!?
[He proves this point by pouring a black, tobacco and ink paste onto the pavement. The feed flickers for a second, and shuts to black. Ladies and Gentlemen, Spider Jerusalem.]