[Augh... That was horrible. Between being changed into an animal, and a baby one at that, being dragged around by two puppets, picked up by giant robots, cradled and pet and cooed over... He's not sure what is worse here
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[ It was a rare event. Caroline was sitting on a bench, taking a break from, well, a great deal of things. Her work, her boss, and the atmosphere of the 38 to name a few. On her lap, a small piece of chocolate cake that she had yet to begin to eat. Instead, she was lost in thought, wondering if the laws of nature and physics applied to this world the same as it did to her own if if *even further* work and analysis would be needed before her real work could begin. ]
[He was starving too. He'd be damned before he'd scavenge garbage here though. He had no money, no way of reaching any food and, worst of all... no goddamn thumbs.
So, imagine what went through his head upon spying CAKE. That WOMAN again! ... But food.
BUT PRIDE.
... She's distracted, maybe he could steal i- NO.
Ask for it? Oh yes, with his advanced lingual skills in this shape. That was fantastic.
... He could try.
Hey... hey Caroline. There's something on the ground next to you.]
What he wants to say is "I haven't a penny to spare on me, no means of which to obtain my supper and no possible way to grab it even if I had both means and money.
I would be willing to pay at the earliest chance I can."
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So, imagine what went through his head upon spying CAKE. That WOMAN again! ... But food.
BUT PRIDE.
... She's distracted, maybe he could steal i- NO.
Ask for it? Oh yes, with his advanced lingual skills in this shape. That was fantastic.
... He could try.
Hey... hey Caroline. There's something on the ground next to you.]
Mmmrrrewwwlllll
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Oh, hello little one. Are you hungry?
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What he wants to say is "I haven't a penny to spare on me, no means of which to obtain my supper and no possible way to grab it even if I had both means and money.
I would be willing to pay at the earliest chance I can."
What comes out is:]
Mew! Mrrewl! Reeeoowwllll... mrow!
[... Fuck.]
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