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Video iowntheplace December 4 2011, 05:30:26 UTC
Hey lovebirds, get a room. And lord Space Erection, won't GlaDos be a bit jealous you've moved on?

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Video robocreep December 4 2011, 05:33:45 UTC
[... Lord whut.

That was a new one. Soundwave pauses in his continuous mockery, cocking his head towards the feed.

Ooooookay. And he glances back to Starscream. And who is this new human? Apparently he knows you, Starscream. My, you're popular amongst the lower lifeforms here.]

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Video deceptiveplane December 4 2011, 05:36:02 UTC
[Starscream looks towards the screen and raises an eyebrow. ...that voice. It was the moron's.]

Don't you have to oxidize your cells elsewhere?! I'm -clearly- trying to have a discussion with my partner.

[Starscream please don't call him your partner it makes this more awkward than it was before.]

And it is STARSCREAM! There is no erect in space!

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Video iowntheplace December 4 2011, 05:47:21 UTC
[Cave contemplates this new information.]

No erect in space? You poor microwave, no wonder you're so unhappy. Must be so unfulfilling for Gladdy. Did you tell her you have a new...partner? Or is it one of those open relationships? I'm rather curious how robo-boning works, actually.

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[Video] weareallgeth December 4 2011, 06:56:23 UTC
[These units found that it didn't need to do much searching on it's own to be able to collect data on the strange happenings of the city. Every other day someone's communicator appeared to be malfunctioning or accidentally broadcasting, letting the entire population get a glimpse into whatever they were currently doing.]

[From a cursory inspection it appeared the set-up was planned, but that didn't stop it from being any less intriguing.]

[Don't mind the blank, confused staring. We're just gathering consensus on how to properly respond to the sudden influx of strange video.]

Are you performing tests on the mechanics of this location?

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[Video] robocreep December 4 2011, 06:59:57 UTC
[... It might have been planned. Someone here might have been offended enough earlier to want to broadcast his commander having a diva fit about being wrong.

Maybe.

Soundwave turned his head away from Starscream to focus on the video feed, observing the video before giving Legion a short nod. In a second, an image of the ink well appeared on the visor.

More or less, yes, that's what they were doing.]

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[Video] deceptiveplane December 4 2011, 07:05:15 UTC
[Starscream turns to the feed, eyebrow arched.]

It appears -someone- left our communicator on Soundwave.

[His gaze turns to Legion.]

And who might you be?

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[Video] post order is hard weareallgeth December 4 2011, 07:17:59 UTC
[There is a pause as it takes a moment to interpret the response.

That would have been a definite clarification, as the intentional broadcast of the angered commander was simply filed under the "No data available" bracket when it came to Legion's internal attempt at explaining Soundwave's motivating logic.]

We are also gathering data in an attempt to find an exit. Our findings have not yet discovered anything conclusive.

[Legion turns to Starscream, the panels shifting slightly to resemble what could possibly be puzzlement.]

We are Legion, a mobile platform of the Geth.

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[Video] lovethedemiurge December 4 2011, 07:04:51 UTC
[Trevor will never leave anyone alone, ever.]

I take it you're researching the properties of the ink?

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[Video] deceptiveplane December 4 2011, 07:10:20 UTC
[Oh, sorry you had to see that Trevor. Starscream turns immediately towards the feed, darting a glare back at Soundwave. WHY DID YOU LEAVE THAT ON? Yes, it's your fault because you're supposed to be the Decepticon tech geek. No time for that though, he's got a human to demoralize.]

Your voice...I've heard you somewhere before.

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[Video] robocreep December 4 2011, 07:17:05 UTC
[You've seen him before too! Soundwave remembers this guy. In an instant, there's a recording being pulled right the hell up]

--You companion would be preferable--

[Soundwave's head pulls back slightly, turning just a little away from the communicator. No he isn't fond of Trevor after that conversation. Can we blow him up instead?]

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[Video] lovethedemiurge December 4 2011, 07:20:23 UTC
[Of course you had a recording of him, seems everyone does nowadays. Doesn't him bother him, he's out for a bit of quid pro quo.]

Like your friend said, we might have met before.

But that doesn't matter. You research, however...

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