don't touch what you don't understand.
you wanna know what i absolutely hate?
of course you do, thats why you're still reading.
ok but seriously, i DEEE-TESTE these fucking bitch-ass dudes that walk around like theyre pissed off 100% of the time. you know what im talking about. these kids who walk around the mall or whatever and they got their head down, arms bulged out to the side and they think theyre a wrecking machine of some sorts...yeah buddy, youre gonna get the chicks doing that. maybe on the other hand he really is pissed. most of the time, these people are male white trash with at least one tattoo that goes along the lines of "only god can judge me"...or thereabouts. seriously, dont be so pissed. whenever i walk around, i walk around with the preoccupied look. thats the only cool look there is really, and i do it. so word up.
dave and patty are having another kid. so is greg and lisa. the two pharmacists at eckerd. these people never stop fucking.
speaking of greg, we have this thing we do at the store...whenever we see a bug or a spider or whatever...we trap it in a vial and...a little known fact that if you take that can of "air" that you blow shit off the keyboard with....its actually dicholoroethane...and i know no one here is really a science major, BUT...its not really air that comes out, but a gas that is released by the liquid dichloroethane...which happens to be COLD AS FUCK (the liquid not the gas)...i am not kidding...tip one of those cans upside down and spray the liquid on the back of someone's hand when theyre not looking...at first, the emotions of sheer horror and pain will come across their face, and once the reality of it all sets in...then i bet they lunge after your neck or something...i dont know, its happened to me a couple times...like with the clippers on jackass...they never see it coming...ANYWAYS...what we do is...we take the vial with the spider in it, and HOSE the vial down with the C2H4Cl2....in anywhere from 5-20 seconds that spider turns to rock. and then you take the vial and you pretty much...break...the spider into pieces. it may not sound like fun, but jesus come on, remember who is telling you this story. its funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
of course you do, thats why you're still reading.
ok but seriously, i DEEE-TESTE these fucking bitch-ass dudes that walk around like theyre pissed off 100% of the time. you know what im talking about. these kids who walk around the mall or whatever and they got their head down, arms bulged out to the side and they think theyre a wrecking machine of some sorts...yeah buddy, youre gonna get the chicks doing that. maybe on the other hand he really is pissed. most of the time, these people are male white trash with at least one tattoo that goes along the lines of "only god can judge me"...or thereabouts. seriously, dont be so pissed. whenever i walk around, i walk around with the preoccupied look. thats the only cool look there is really, and i do it. so word up.
dave and patty are having another kid. so is greg and lisa. the two pharmacists at eckerd. these people never stop fucking.
speaking of greg, we have this thing we do at the store...whenever we see a bug or a spider or whatever...we trap it in a vial and...a little known fact that if you take that can of "air" that you blow shit off the keyboard with....its actually dicholoroethane...and i know no one here is really a science major, BUT...its not really air that comes out, but a gas that is released by the liquid dichloroethane...which happens to be COLD AS FUCK (the liquid not the gas)...i am not kidding...tip one of those cans upside down and spray the liquid on the back of someone's hand when theyre not looking...at first, the emotions of sheer horror and pain will come across their face, and once the reality of it all sets in...then i bet they lunge after your neck or something...i dont know, its happened to me a couple times...like with the clippers on jackass...they never see it coming...ANYWAYS...what we do is...we take the vial with the spider in it, and HOSE the vial down with the C2H4Cl2....in anywhere from 5-20 seconds that spider turns to rock. and then you take the vial and you pretty much...break...the spider into pieces. it may not sound like fun, but jesus come on, remember who is telling you this story. its funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!