ambition makes you look pretty ugly.
here is the big question.
which one of stewart scott's eye is the bad one?
also, that "hugs and handpounds everyone" thing is probably the gayest thing ive heard since that dude at trexx asked anderson to pinch his ass.
i mean...we were outside of trexx...at dinosaur...yeah, some gay dude had THE NERVE to talk to us, when we clearly dont associate with homosexuals.
speaking of me and anderson...we are like david brent and finchy, we are gonna be on the late show with david letterman next week, next friday to be exact so we need some ladies to escort us in the city...to be honest I think you’re mad to let me and $ on the bleedin telly. were like morecambe and wise when we’re together. no, not morecambe and wise, because there’s no straight man, there’s no dead wood. im more sort of character based, and hes more of a gag man. i do gags as well.
its been a while since ive written in this thing in which there is a perfectly good explaination. due to losing at flipping a coin winner take all, i recently had my fingers amputated, which was a horrific experience i must say and the sad part is that they didnt have an anesthesia to knock me out but its fine...im fine now...the zoloft has kicked in and im sound as a pound...so you ask...how are you inputing words?...well it took awhile for the voice activated input thing to arrive but it has finally, i am happy to say.
sluts pigs cookies cellar door manic depressive shaggy smokes marijuana wankfest
works perfectly.
now when i try to say tongue twisters or mystikal lyrics, it gets all mixed up.
soooosdjjsojjwwowocrazy?????????????
still some glitches but id imagine ill work them out in the nooooo time. see that. nooooo...i had my cousin press the extra o's for emphasis...
for all of you thats seen dream job...maggie haskins looks 100% like melissa storie...there is no way around it.
also, i balked at getting a tattoo the other night but i am waiting until someone goes with me because i am scared. but april 18th i will be in pain.
i was gonna get one of those colin farrell tattoo rings but now...well...impossible unless i get them on my toes.
so, instead...to appease my spiralling downward, on my right shoulderblade will be a 5 inch by 5 inch:
http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/spooficus/images/bear.jpg
yeah thats right.
which one of stewart scott's eye is the bad one?
also, that "hugs and handpounds everyone" thing is probably the gayest thing ive heard since that dude at trexx asked anderson to pinch his ass.
i mean...we were outside of trexx...at dinosaur...yeah, some gay dude had THE NERVE to talk to us, when we clearly dont associate with homosexuals.
speaking of me and anderson...we are like david brent and finchy, we are gonna be on the late show with david letterman next week, next friday to be exact so we need some ladies to escort us in the city...to be honest I think you’re mad to let me and $ on the bleedin telly. were like morecambe and wise when we’re together. no, not morecambe and wise, because there’s no straight man, there’s no dead wood. im more sort of character based, and hes more of a gag man. i do gags as well.
its been a while since ive written in this thing in which there is a perfectly good explaination. due to losing at flipping a coin winner take all, i recently had my fingers amputated, which was a horrific experience i must say and the sad part is that they didnt have an anesthesia to knock me out but its fine...im fine now...the zoloft has kicked in and im sound as a pound...so you ask...how are you inputing words?...well it took awhile for the voice activated input thing to arrive but it has finally, i am happy to say.
sluts pigs cookies cellar door manic depressive shaggy smokes marijuana wankfest
works perfectly.
now when i try to say tongue twisters or mystikal lyrics, it gets all mixed up.
soooosdjjsojjwwowocrazy?????????????
still some glitches but id imagine ill work them out in the nooooo time. see that. nooooo...i had my cousin press the extra o's for emphasis...
for all of you thats seen dream job...maggie haskins looks 100% like melissa storie...there is no way around it.
also, i balked at getting a tattoo the other night but i am waiting until someone goes with me because i am scared. but april 18th i will be in pain.
i was gonna get one of those colin farrell tattoo rings but now...well...impossible unless i get them on my toes.
so, instead...to appease my spiralling downward, on my right shoulderblade will be a 5 inch by 5 inch:
http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/spooficus/images/bear.jpg
yeah thats right.