I have a confession to make. (Geeks only need apply)

Jan 08, 2006 00:28

I'm a geek. That's not a confession, most people know that.

I write, and have written, a multitude of fanfiction in the Legend of Zelda universe. (gasp?)
That's the confession. I really don't care, but it's necessary that you know this.

On fanfiction.net, the most abundant place of such authors, I created a small forum. Being the arrogant prick I am, I dove in headfirst and made a post that was sure to piss people with no sense of humor off.
And it did! I'm so excited!

The forum title is Elitists/Old School Authors, and the description is:
"I am a Zelda fanfiction author. Due to superior grammatical and spelling tendencies, I am inherently better than you. I think about my writing before I write it. I neither write obscure crossovers or selfinsertations, nor write chapters in 5 minutes."

The post is as follows:
"Being as fond of punctation as I am, I am discouraged when the slash from my title and the dash from my summary are removed.
'Elitists/Old School Authors' and 'self-insertations,' please and thank you. I love the absence of an edit button.

Are you an elitist? Do you hate people like me? Tell me, or the forum shall forever remain dead at no expense of my own!

What are your secrets, friends?"

Any good dog should be able to smell out the sneaky drug that is sarcasm in there. But no.
But no!
Read the replies: http://www.fanfiction.net/fr/74284/4844/22828/1/
Read them and giggle, geeks.
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