Oct 25, 2009 18:15
- Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
- Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like Chocolate Bars. They are sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
- Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
- Men are like Lava Lamps. They are fun to look at, but not very bright.
men and the women they are inflicted on