I'm a medical marvel

Dec 08, 2006 11:26

This is so weird. Other than slightly elevated cholesterol all the tests I recently went through with my cardiologist indicate I've got one of those proverbial "never seen a heart so healthy in a man your age" hearts.
Wednesday I had an echo sonogram. The technician apologized for taking so long to complete it. "I wanted to be sure of what I was seeing," she said. "I couldn't find any leaks or 'regurge.' Everybody leaks a little. I can't find any." She also said, as did the cardiologist when he looked at my radioactive movies, "Your arteries look very clear." She remarked that I must have good diet. I told her no, I'm single, don't cook and I get far too many meals from McDonald's and Taco Bell. "Well," she said, "you must have been blessed with really good genes." I explained that my grandfather and father both died of heart attacks.

Now I'm wondering if I quit smoking for nothing. Even as I write that I realize how stupid it is to even ask. Thelema and Slavery don't mix. In as far as I have chains binding me I am not living the Law. Each chain I break brings me closer to true Liberty.

Well, that and the fact that I was smoking almost three packs a day. Round these parts that works out to giving myself about a three hundred dollar per month raise.

But the really weird part is, I'm still experiencing chest pains. I'm so confused.

health, thelema

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