first attachment // locked action & phone

[inhibits]

[Action // Whenever time // 7135 Brooks Street]

[ Joker, if today is the day you feel like returning home, then so much won't be different about the house. The curtains are drawn, there's nothing much done to the door... ... except that it's locked. Bolt and chain sort, but locked nonetheless. If today is not the day to return home, then that's fine

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[laff_a_lympics]

I'd like to think I've surpassed the binds of humanity. I guess since you're asking, you probably don't know much about humans. Let me tell you I'm not really the model example! Haha!

[The Joker shrugs as he speaks, a dismissive gesture to show he's essentially proud of what he is. As proud as an insane man could be, anyway.]

No, I'm an example of when a human's mind snaps! A few bad things happen, or a human loses everything, or a loved one, or maybe even their own children or something...then they realize what a sick joke the world is and BAM! [The Joker accentuates that by slamming his fist into his open palm.] ...you've got yourself a wack-job! Hahahaha!!!

But, I don't just tie up children and make dangerous things, oh no! It's all for a purpose. It's all for a grand show to let everyone else see what I see! Make everyone see the funny side of this gargantuan gag! It's entertainment, it's education...IT'S EDUMATAINMENT!

Or I guess I just do it all because I'm crazy, I dunno. [After his grand flourishing gestures before, the Joker makes another dismissive one with that last comment. His eyes turn back to Parsee and he sort of leans in a bit...though he's well enough away from Parsee to not breach her personal bubble.]

Say...if you aren't human...then just what the hell are you, anyway?

LOOK AT THIS FAIL

[inhibits]

[ Yep, sure is because you're crazy, Joker. Parsee had a raised eyebrow through the whole of it, but it does have her attention - a human mind that's cracked? It sounded like he would fit in with the youkai. He sounded a little fun, too.

... for a human. ]

I'm a youkai of the under ground, the most feared of the youkai. Humans never came to where we were - not until the earthquakes, anyway.

[ But she didn't care to talk about that. ] But they weren't wack-job humans like you. I want to see what a wack-job human can do.

I see all the fail

[laff_a_lympics]

[The Joker...seems be listening? Even though he just seems to hang on one subject with every response.]

You want to see what a wack-job can do? Then stick around, toots! Hoohoo...I've got some hilarious ideas! I just hope you aren't squeamish! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

so... so jealous of your non-fail.....

[inhibits]

[ these two are so perfect for each other! ]

What are you going to do first? [ It really had been so long since anyone had really.. done something. Other than beat her. ]

Not everyone can be as cool as me

[laff_a_lympics]

Oh, I'm not so sure yet.

Performances take time to write, you know! I gotta leave 'em on the edges of their seats! It's gotta be a killer! Hahahahaha!!

why not

[inhibits]

Hmph, so I have to wait?

Because I'm really not cool at all

[laff_a_lympics]

[The Joker slinks up into Parsee's personal bubble again, putting his hands on the sides of her face and pulling his in PRETTY close to hers. His voice is low, and seems to promise rather...chaotic...things in the future.]

The best things in life are worth waiting for.

[After making his statement, he lets go of her and sort of dances down the stairs yet again. He could have been stuck with anyone, yet he's stuck with a non-human that seems to take an interest in his work!

THIS WAS JUST TOO EASY!!]

cooler than me 'cause i didn't even get a notif for this

[inhibits]

[ Her hands would have gone to slap his away, already up from her sides, if not for what he had to say.

Something worth waiting for...

Deep down, she knew what he said was right. The bests thing were worth waiting for, even if she had little to wait on the bridge...

Well, she would have to wait either way...

As he danced down, Parsee spoke up before he decided to go off completely. ]

If it's not interesting enough, I'll have to beat you up, okay?

[laff_a_lympics]

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

I'd expect nothing less!

[Thus, the Joker disappears into the basement.]