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1. Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?
yuhp.. when i was little, and got out of the pool, i'd leave em on
2. Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?
yesm it helped put me to sleep
3. Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?
no.. they're icky
4. Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?
ITS PAINT SILLY!!
5. Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?
yea it was easy
6. Do you know the names of all the American presidents?
noper
7. Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?
we all know he pooped himself do death in human form... he's in space now. he's an alien
8. Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of you house?
yea
9. Do you own a Chia-pet?
i did when i was younger
10. Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?
pleanty of them are
11. Do you have 0 TV's in your house?
no there are 5
12. Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?
no just 2... we no longer have the bird
13. Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?
no iss pg13 i think... TOMMY BOY
15. Do you buy more than 5 CDs a week?
i dont even remember what the last cd i bought was...
16. Is your favorite color tangerine?
no... red
17. Is your favorite food turtle soup?
ewww poor tuuuurrrrrttttles!!
18. Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?
yup unfortuantly
19. Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?
no sir
20. Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?
no i wasnt allowed to hang out with invisible people
21. Do you ever talk to yourself?
yea kinda
22. Do you sing in the shower?
nope
23. Do you have more than 5 body piercings?
urrr..i have 7 in my ears one in my button
24. Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?
maybe
25. Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?
nah.. im too boring
26. Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?
no but i made the tinfoil hats from signs
27. Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch table?
no
28. Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess "How many jellybeans are in the jar"?
no
29. Have you ever trash picked?
nope
30. Can you fling stuff out of your nose?
prolly
31. Do you know the meaning of life?
of course...but I'm not telling
32. Have you ever picked on someone smaller than you, just because you thought it would be funny?
all the time
33. Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?
nah
34. Did you ever see things that aren't really there?
all the time
35. Do you see dead people?
hopefully not
36. Is this a yes or no question?
yes and no
37. Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?
of course
38. Do you enjoy tight clothing?
occasioanly
39. Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?
urg, no!
40. Do you sleep with the lights on?
no its gotta be dark
41. Do you consider money to be a form of evil?
nah...money good!
42. Have you ever played bloody knuckles?
back in the day yea
43. Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?
nope icky bumm
44. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
nope
45. Do you believe fairy tales do come true?
no, im a loser nothing ever comes true for me
46. Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?
yup until i get frustrated with them and can't be bothered to wind them up anymore
47. Do you believe in superstition?
yes
48. Do you like DIET soda?
sometimes
49. Do you watch cartoon shows every day?
only simpsons king of the hill and adult swim cartoons
50. Do you read books for fun?
yup
yuhp.. when i was little, and got out of the pool, i'd leave em on
2. Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?
yesm it helped put me to sleep
3. Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?
no.. they're icky
4. Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?
ITS PAINT SILLY!!
5. Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?
yea it was easy
6. Do you know the names of all the American presidents?
noper
7. Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?
we all know he pooped himself do death in human form... he's in space now. he's an alien
8. Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of you house?
yea
9. Do you own a Chia-pet?
i did when i was younger
10. Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?
pleanty of them are
11. Do you have 0 TV's in your house?
no there are 5
12. Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?
no just 2... we no longer have the bird
13. Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?
no iss pg13 i think... TOMMY BOY
15. Do you buy more than 5 CDs a week?
i dont even remember what the last cd i bought was...
16. Is your favorite color tangerine?
no... red
17. Is your favorite food turtle soup?
ewww poor tuuuurrrrrttttles!!
18. Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?
yup unfortuantly
19. Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?
no sir
20. Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?
no i wasnt allowed to hang out with invisible people
21. Do you ever talk to yourself?
yea kinda
22. Do you sing in the shower?
nope
23. Do you have more than 5 body piercings?
urrr..i have 7 in my ears one in my button
24. Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?
maybe
25. Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?
nah.. im too boring
26. Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?
no but i made the tinfoil hats from signs
27. Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch table?
no
28. Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess "How many jellybeans are in the jar"?
no
29. Have you ever trash picked?
nope
30. Can you fling stuff out of your nose?
prolly
31. Do you know the meaning of life?
of course...but I'm not telling
32. Have you ever picked on someone smaller than you, just because you thought it would be funny?
all the time
33. Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?
nah
34. Did you ever see things that aren't really there?
all the time
35. Do you see dead people?
hopefully not
36. Is this a yes or no question?
yes and no
37. Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?
of course
38. Do you enjoy tight clothing?
occasioanly
39. Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?
urg, no!
40. Do you sleep with the lights on?
no its gotta be dark
41. Do you consider money to be a form of evil?
nah...money good!
42. Have you ever played bloody knuckles?
back in the day yea
43. Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?
nope icky bumm
44. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
nope
45. Do you believe fairy tales do come true?
no, im a loser nothing ever comes true for me
46. Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?
yup until i get frustrated with them and can't be bothered to wind them up anymore
47. Do you believe in superstition?
yes
48. Do you like DIET soda?
sometimes
49. Do you watch cartoon shows every day?
only simpsons king of the hill and adult swim cartoons
50. Do you read books for fun?
yup