*sits on a bench in the park*
*jots down a few notes in his diary*
This place is scary. But there are nice people here. Mostly other
Vanya types.
That
King guy is cool. He offered me cigars and stuff. And
Mahtan was nice too. Neither of them like the fucker who, incidentally, is still a fucker. And likes that scary baby more than me. Which shouldn't surprise me, really.
*sighs and fills up the rest of the page with doodles of Ingwë dying painfully*