this job is making me terrible
Man I hate getting voucher peeps in at work
Because they all have a voucher for a bed and we never have any goddamn voucher beds
And then they guilt trip you all "But I have nothing to sleep on, I am sleeping on the floor"
And I'm just like ugh dude making me feel terrible for you is not going to accomplish anything, I cannot magic a bed out of thin air for you I am not Harry Potter
But they are better than the ones who are like "Well what about those new beds give me one of those" and I just want to smack them all "We can't give brand new beds to every poor person in the city we would be broke use some damn sense"
Because they all have a voucher for a bed and we never have any goddamn voucher beds
And then they guilt trip you all "But I have nothing to sleep on, I am sleeping on the floor"
And I'm just like ugh dude making me feel terrible for you is not going to accomplish anything, I cannot magic a bed out of thin air for you I am not Harry Potter
But they are better than the ones who are like "Well what about those new beds give me one of those" and I just want to smack them all "We can't give brand new beds to every poor person in the city we would be broke use some damn sense"