Oh what to do?

[inglixthemad]

I work with a man who is a total moron. 'Twould probably be nice if he worked at all. The problem is that while he sits on his arse goofing off I've got to do the work of three people. My boss is technically the third tech, but he has larger concerns, and does bust his tail doing them. The kid that I am training does make an effort, but he isn't even dry behind the ears yet. He has very limited technical skills, because he is just starting out. Still he's only 5 computers behind moron, and he's only there 4 hours a day. Granted he's getting the easier ones, but that's expected because of his limited tech skills. I've done triple what moron does and none of mine come back. Almost every one of moron's machines are back 3 times, until the customer gives up in frustration or he get's lucky.

Moron. Mr. former Gateway guru. The man behind the merger of Creative and Ensoniq, according to him. The man who helped design several Gateway computers (which I could believe considering the idiocy of several of their designs) sits on his arse reading news off the net, all bloody day. Not only that but, and I swear if I have to hear it one more time I am going to commit justifiable homicide, he watches the Garfield movie preview repeatedly.

So how does moron keep his job? He kissed the right arse.