[Early Morning]

[ingen_mods]

[The transmission begins with heavy static, fading enough for snatches of words to make it through.]

--Can't.........somet....[It cuts out completely for a full minute, starting again with even more static.]

Too early-- You got........ not yet....roger that. O' nine hundred hours............ shit.

[Something that sounds like a door slamming is

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[mustbepi]

[For a bit, it's quiet. And then a very loud voice is heard.]

WHERE THE HELL AM I?

[notyourpeche]

[Aaaand the noise manages to wake someone! He gets a girl looking around in confusion before noticing him.]

What...!

[mustbepi]

This isn't Baticul! I'm the Goodwill Ambassador! I have better things to do than sit around here.

[notyourpeche]

Baticul? What?

Where is here?

[mustbepi]

Baticul! It's where I live!

You think I'd be asking where the hell we were if I knew!?

[notyourpeche]

I see. I'm sorry. I should be able to find out where we are. [Closes her eyes, only to open them right after, looking just a little panicked.]

What... I can't...

[mustbepi]

You can't what?

[notyourpeche]

I can't find this place's coordinates.

[mustbepi]

... What's a coordinate?

[notyourpeche]

...

...They're used to identify locations. If I could find this place's coordinates, I could find out where we are.

[mustbepi]

... Oh.

That sounds stupid. How the hell is that going to tell us the name of this stupid place?

[notyourpeche]

With the coordinates, I could find it out.

[mustbepi]

[He's just going to stare at you with this face, MOMO.]

[notyourpeche]

Did that... not make sense?

[mustbepi]

[Unfortunately, no. It doesn't make much sense to Luke. He's kinda dense, and if it was ever covered in whatever studies he paid attention to when he was growing up, it probably went in one ear and out the other.]

No.

[notyourpeche]

I'm sorry. Should I try again?