Jeremiah promised me the front page! I was on the third page! Sorry, but the front page of the sports section (which is only one page front to back) does not constitute as the front page! I'm sorry, but it's not very often that sports gets the front page... and this is the first time in four years I was asked to write the front page article.
Heaven forbid you write something bad about EMU!
Oh well. I doesn't look too heavily edited (except for my title.)
Go here!