George W. Bush:"I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the ass."
Artifact: "if you weren't confident about the state of affairs before, rest assured. we will not be blasting camels who live in tents. phew."
Froggy: Or at least if we do, we will hit the camel somewhere other than the ass.
...But how can an empty tent have a camel inside it? Is this some sort of quantum physics uncertainty principle thingie? Is it Schrodenger's camel?
Mr. Bush's grasp of philosophy and physics is clearly too deep for me.