"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." - 1984
"If there has to be a bloodbath, then let's get it over with." - 1969
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." - 1981
"Libya has now gone Communist, and that's a sign that the day of Armageddon isn't far off." - 1971
"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." - 1985
Yes yes, I know, I am going strait to Hell if anything in the above fails to show proper respect and unlimited affection for the greatest, most intelligent, and most holy leader ever.
Sorry, but I've had more than my fill already of the genuflection-fest before the idol of Saint Ronnie, and I expect to have to endure more of it this evening.
[Evil Froggy waunders off mumbling to himself]
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