"Mmmm, Wine" Department
"Mesta" 2007 Temparnillo-- damn good bottle of red for under $11.
(Posted for my reference, though someone else might find this of interest as well. Just don't drink up all of it without setting a few bottles aside for me, eh?)
"Frog Croaked for your Sins" Department
"An art museum in Italy said it will continue displaying a sculpture portraying a frog nailed to a cross that has angered Pope Benedict XVI" Any Pope that can't get a kick out of a crucified frog is no Pope of mine.
"The frog, eyes popping and tongue sticking out, wears a loincloth and holds a mug of beer and an egg in its hands."
Mug of beer? The Holy Hops!
Rev Jim & I should have copyrighted this stuff, eh?