We've even got actual ray guns but we still can't win a fucking war.
Why the FUCK are we buying anti-aircraft lasers when our enemies DO. NOT. HAVE. AIRCRAFT?
I mean, what the fuck? Is Johnny Taliban going to grow wings and a fucking engine? Mind you, all things considered, I wouldn't be surprised...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/jul/20/lasers-now-for-real
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/we%27ve-got-lasers-now,-says-navy-201007202923/
In fact... if it's the Navy buying new toys that means the beardy fuckers must already be able to swim underwater for hours at a time and shoot torpedoes out of their arses. Again, not so hard to imagine when you look at how horribly badly the wars' going. How did the noughties joke go? If they had our weapons they'd be on fucking Mars by now.
I mean, what the fuck? Is Johnny Taliban going to grow wings and a fucking engine? Mind you, all things considered, I wouldn't be surprised...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/jul/20/lasers-now-for-real
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/we%27ve-got-lasers-now,-says-navy-201007202923/
In fact... if it's the Navy buying new toys that means the beardy fuckers must already be able to swim underwater for hours at a time and shoot torpedoes out of their arses. Again, not so hard to imagine when you look at how horribly badly the wars' going. How did the noughties joke go? If they had our weapons they'd be on fucking Mars by now.