Cheaters Never Win [2/2]

[infinityuphigh]

Rating: PG-13
Chapter: 2/2
Pairing: John/Paul (implied)
Disclaimer: As fake as something ridiculous that's somehow related to Pirates of the Caribbean.
Summary: John doesn't know exactly what sent him spiraling over the edge of whatever, but all he knows is that it did, and he's sitting at the bottom of it, the bottom of the barrel, and all he has

Comments

[anonymous]

So, (I'm doing that thing where I narrate my own thoughts and it makes it harder to produce something tangible), I'd try to come up with something [well, you know, anything] to describe how much I adored this [adored like Smashing Pumpkins lyrics or Brendon's AOL Sessions hair], but any words would sort of falter in the face of that literary masterpiece you've just created (something-like-run-on sentences means you're making my mind stutter, shush, you). You are RIDICULOUS in just how stunningly perfect you managed to make every aspect of that. You're making me arm flail for the umpteenth time in two days.

[infinityuphigh]

XD I LOVE YOU, now you don't need to get me a birthday present.

and XD via facebook, i'll help you make up a username that's bound to kick my username in ryan's dick. and then i'll make you post your writing because i miss it and your handwriting

[anonymous]

XD Okay, I'm holding you to that.
And my writing sucks and no one can read my handwriting. But okay, deal. -holds out hand for proper hand-shaking agreement ritual- I think this'd be more official if I had pants on right now. And a shirt that wasn't Bradley's from last year that advertises The Devil Wears Prada (-rolls eyes so hard they get stuck like that, like in Pokemon-The First Movie's short preceding tidbit "Pikachu's Vacation"-).
Oh, and, to be slightly relevant, this story was one of the best things I'e ever read.
Like, I didn't know it was possible to make the first passage any better, but this seems to have done the trick. So. -salutes-

[infinityuphigh]

XD dude i'll think of something during like, biology tomorrow. where we repeatedly do worm dissections and the King of Douche is being Douchey.
XD and i thank you -bows- (especially for your Pokemon references) even though i still believe your writing is better, and i like reading it and so does jacob :)

[anonymous]

XD We're doing pig dissections in MY bio class, so I just sat in the media center and read Augusten Burroughs. I think I already texted you during. XD
Okay, now I just can't take you seriously I fucking hate you and Jacob and all things that bubble.

[infinityuphigh]

XDD you did text me and i totally just hung out with jacob after school for the first time in like, forever, it was funny.
XD and i'm texting you, i grow weary of passing comments and just need to end it on an even number ;)

[anonymous]

XD Oh I was also texting Brad and you know how distracting that can be -insert flail-like hand motion here-. OHHHNOOWAYYYIHAVEN'THUNGOUTWITHHIMINFOREVEREITHER -so, insert eye roll here-.
I like odd numbers more.
Also, I dig how you were listening to TBS while [whilst?] writing this.
Oh, And I did end up getting Loe is a Mix Tape cause I didn't have enough money for the new Palahniuk book last week.
I bought it today instead. XD
It was good.

[infinityuphigh]

XD i love that book a lot, it's been in my backpack forever.
XD and i wasn't really listening to TBS, shhhh, i wasn't listening to anything ;)
and i took pictures of the old decrepit piano in the band room today for another fic i'm working on, it reminded me of you, and how everyone on mibba still thinks ryan ross is like, the hottest piece of word meat ever XD