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Captain Pants Stats
Formed:
4th August 2005
Split:
17th January 2014
Best Album:
'Niellist Ravens Packets Burans Demean Coteaux' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Drystone Elegise Slavers Foreman Clasts Locoes' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 12th April 2009.)
Records Sold:
468,394 in total (234,772 albums, 233,622 singles).
Reputation:
Regional
Groupies:
let_it_all_fall was caught fucking readytoroll behind a hedge by a photographer from an international newspaper, just outside Captain Pants's recording studio. They were forced to make a public apology by their record comany for any offence caused to the public.
OtherAccording to unofficial reports approximately 1053 people died of 'unknown causes' whilst listening to 'Cristae Nip Jacana Balmy Botryose'.
Captain Pants Member Profiles
xpseudosanityx
Few producers possesed enough reverb boxes to make xpseudosanityx's sound palatable to the human ear. Or the canine ear for that matter either.
mtdewjunkie
Most of Captain Pants's fans believe mtdewjunkie to be a modern guitar God. Most Captain Pants fans are fucking idiots.
let_it_all_fall
let_it_all_fall adds very little/nothing to Captain Pants's rhythm section. infinityisnow is a fucking idiot for choosing them to be in the band in the first place. Shame on you!
sprklsgirl1
sprklsgirl1 possesses approximately 30% less musical talent than the average cumshot.
sadduckie
Tempremental Captain Pants keyboardist sadduckie was imprisoned for 3 months in Aug 2005 for breaking a beer bottle over their own mother's head. Apparently sadduckie had been called 'a useless talentless cunt' one too many times.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
34
Eluding Alcoves Feint
Oct 2005
22
Blype Eyre Mint Deewans Whelk
Dec 2005
22
Quayage Odyls Lyttas Gelant Cowbirds
Feb 2006
32
Indrafts Antiar
Apr 2006
70
Troupial Jargoon Rives
Apr 2007
87
Pact Keister Sapidity Posters
Jun 2007
N/A
Gripman Creodont
Jul 2007
N/A
Refused Devoiced Pip Comports Airthing
Aug 2007
91
Whickers Delight Torsade Befalls Tomb Rechosen
Jan 2009
68
Hemagog Gathered Tortious Pyrexic Uncased
Feb 2009
30
Drystone Elegise Slavers Foreman Clasts Locoes
Apr 2009
25
Milkwood Tavs Fluor
Jun 2009
26
Cristae Nip Jacana Balmy Botryose
Nov 2010
25
Angular Keelhaul Turfing Zoisite Nonelite
Jan 2011
34
Nonfacts Queasily Wifedoms
Mar 2011
23
Ecdyson Bonnock Refilter Thrummy Beats Turbines
Apr 2012
17
Fanatics
Jun 2012
12
Mussing
Aug 2012
9
Sorgos
Sep 2012
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
31
Shindys Cornea Ribose Cautions Saleably
Aug 2005
32
Yearners Dialyzes Abscised Diwans Prelims
Mar 2007
92
Entwist
Oct 2008
15
Niellist Ravens Packets Burans Demean Coteaux
Aug 2010
27
Nymphet Palet Mandator Doiled Diluvia
Mar 2012
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