Aaaagh!
I was supposed to pick up the car today. My brother, moving to his new school, left his phone behind and is incommunicado. And his friend, who was holding the car for me, has LOST THE KEYS. And naturally there are no duplicates.
So I now own a car that I can't access or do anything with.
Did I mention AAAAGH?
P.S. Everyone should go to
prof_pangaea's journal and read his telegraph Holmesfic '
Sub-Rosa'. It is absolutely brilliant.