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Mar 05, 2007 20:49

Egad, the signage in Boston is terrible.

You know, I liked NCIS a lot better when they weren't all with the romance. In the last few episodes, everyone's been paired off except Ducky, Jenny, and McGee, and Jenny was stuck in a stupid love triangle. In first-season episodes, none of that stuff would get more than a throwaway line; now they've got full-blown romantic subplots, and it's boring.

Wacky NCIS Theory of D00m

So about DiNozzo's girlfriend. Jeanne Benoit, according to Wikipedia. The beautiful young medical trainee our boy's been hanging around for ages, the one he's in love with, the one he refuses to tell his friends about, the one who's probably toast at the end of the season?

I bet she's Gibbs and Shepherd's daughter. And only Shepherd knows.

Appealing points about this theory:

1) She has Shepherd's eyes.
2) It would explain the way DiNozzo and Shepherd rapidly developed such a close working relationship.
3) It marginally increases her chances of surviving the finale.
4) When all is revealed, DiNozzo will be able to call Gibbs Dad. Which would justify everything.

Going home now, finishing an essay, and maybe just maybe catching up on my rest. At least my room is a third clean now.

And tomorrow, I'll have a shelf. Which is good.
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