ISS 2012: for romeyeol

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Title: Desperate Times Mean Desperate Measures
Pairing/Focus: Woohyun/Sungyeol
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 4,703
Summary: With every household appliance that breaks in Infinite’s dorm, a bit of Woohyun’s sanity is heartlessly demolished along with it.

To: romeyeol
From: Your Secret Santa

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EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS IS SO DELIGHTFUL I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.

“No,” Woohyun says, steadfast. He’s never really this stubborn, especially when he likes someone, but something about Sungyeol has him oddly tentative to make the first move. Woohyun wants to say, to the room at large, that Woohyun is like one those people that go on safaris and scout out endangered species or whatever it is they do, and Sungyeol is like a giraffe-zebra hybrid that shouldn’t exist, but regrettably does, and Woohyun is now the unfortunate soul who has to figure out how the fuck that happened. He thinks he lost his point somewhere. “No,” he simply repeats. “No.”

HAHAHA YES.

so Woohyun gets to bathe in peace, singing out his part in The Chaser like the fucking main vocalist he is, fuck Woohyun you are great, you are better than Sunggyu, yes you are--

There’s a knock on the door, muted some by the rush of the shower.

“I was trying to figure out a polite way to say shut the fuck up, but,” Sunggyu coughs slightly, “yeah, Woohyun, shut the fuck up.”

Everything about this is perfect.

Dongwoo nearly slipping and busting his ass in the shower since Woohyun and Sunggyu don’t require a non-slip mat for when dancing in the shower is deemed necessary, none of Hoya’s manly essences clogging the drain

I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Woohyun opens his mouth to scream and gets into kung-fu stance to employ his nonexistent kung-fu skills in this opportunity

HAHAHA.

“It’s just me,” Sungyeol assures. “Admittedly, I’m naked and my dick is kind of brushing against your boxers, but.” Woohyun’s eyes are widening over Sungyeol’s hand and he kind of can’t breathe and Sungyeol has no clothes on and he’s wet this is really hot no-- “Oh!” Sungyeol drops his hand, grinning sheepishly at the realization of everything.

WHAT I AM DYING.

Sungyeol caps his stick of deodorant, now back in front of the mirror. “Do you need help getting back to bed or will you be alright?”

Yes, please, please help me. “No, I’m fine,” Woohyun says, and stumbles back the way he came.

He scrambles up the ladder to his top bunk the second he’s out of the bathroom, the memory living on because the strip of light beneath the door is bright and Sungyeol is still in there, still naked, still long-limbed and very long elsewhere (even flaccid, surprisingly, and wow no), and Woohyun decides that pillows are very nice to scream into, even if it makes Sunggyu hate him the next morning. Sungyeol laughs, though, at Sunggyu’s disdain of Woohyun, and if Sungyeol is laughing, that laugh that’s a bit crazed with his mouth all open, a gross mixture of coffee and toast still in his mouth, then Woohyun is laughing too.

I LOVE EVERYTHING. Flippant, careless Sungyeol and obsessed Woohyun and disdainful Sunggyu and everything.

and Woohyun thinks he’s grown as a person because of this experience, so he’s grateful

NAM WOOHYUN STOP IT.

without falling over himself because of Sungyeol's body, Sungyeol piercings glinting in the fluorescent light of the dance studio, Sungyeol's tummy bared by a flailing arm, just Sungyeol Sungyeol Sungyeol (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧. Woohyun is an embarrassment to himself, and this has all gotten so bad that even Hoya’s jibes and teases aren’t offensive anymore (because they’re true).

SO PERFECT.

and Myungsoo makes Sungjong rub his head where it’d hit the plant

*snort* I bet Sungjong did it just to make him leave him alone and he rolled his eyes the whole time.

watching himself flash his abs at Hyomin, Sungyeol screeching about something in the living room his melodic background noise.

YES.

Sungjong is talking to his reflection in the mirror or plotting Sunggyu’s demise or kickboxing, I don’t know

Sounds about right.

THE WHOLE BODY EXCHANGE AND WOOHYUN LIKES SUNGYEOL’S EVERYTHING BUT ESPECIALLY HIS TUMMY AND SO DO I IF HE EVER GETS ACTUAL ABS I WILL CRY. Best part: I think your belly is cute and would look even cuter littered with kiss marks and I want to squish it. YES YES YES.