Good story.
Ok, I'm sitting here eating pizza. The cool part about it is... it was delivered.
Ok, no.
The cool part about it is how it was delivered.
It got dropped down my chimney by a stork.
Ok, so i'm not eating pizza at all.... it's a baby, whatever.
Alright, let me be serious for a bit.
I'm eating pizza. Really, I am.
This old cuban guy delivered it.
I answered the door wearing a necklace, two socks, two contacts, and a robe.
Not a big deal.
The old guy gave me the pizza, I gave him the cash-- I thought the deal was settled.
OLD GUY: What's under the robe?
ME: Pig's blood.
OLD GUY: Hahahahahaha....
Me: ....
OLD GUY: ... *walks back to his car*
Ok, no.
The cool part about it is how it was delivered.
It got dropped down my chimney by a stork.
Ok, so i'm not eating pizza at all.... it's a baby, whatever.
Alright, let me be serious for a bit.
I'm eating pizza. Really, I am.
This old cuban guy delivered it.
I answered the door wearing a necklace, two socks, two contacts, and a robe.
Not a big deal.
The old guy gave me the pizza, I gave him the cash-- I thought the deal was settled.
OLD GUY: What's under the robe?
ME: Pig's blood.
OLD GUY: Hahahahahaha....
Me: ....
OLD GUY: ... *walks back to his car*