Totally wrong.
You Know You're From Florida When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You've drank a flaming alligator.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
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I hate flip-flops, am not lucky enough to have lost an acquaintance to God, yet, love the freaks, have a dry backyard, never been to Disney, like fat guys in speedos, never heard of a flaming alligator, and am only passing this on to show how wrong it is.
Hurricane warnings and the seasons not changing are correct, though.