Oct 20, 2004 09:52
Ok so yesterday was a normal Tuesday...wake up leave for work at 730am get home at 630pm except it was rainnnninng...which is awesome cause rain is the funnest thing ever made besides snow which is actually still rain but lets not stray off the topic. So rain is the funnest time of the year...except when it floods. So after work i went home and ate a little bit, played a little playstation and then went to the video store with mom and grandma. We rented Lady Killers and Star Ship Troopers dos. Then we came home and i ate a little more then went across the street to the kick it pad where everyone was. Well ended up staying there till about 1 when it was only me, adam, dizzie, frantic, and primer asleep...left in the garage. Yea so i dont know how many of you know the pass out game...where you either stand against a wall and someone holds your throat and slowwing pushes harder and harder and till you stop getting enough oxygen and pass out kinda and fall to the floor and wake up again. Theres also taking 12 deep deep breaths and then holding the last one in while you stand against a wall again and someone stands in front of you but pushing on your chest hard. (same effects). Well i was the only one that volunteered to be the victim cause i think its fun...and we hadnt done it in years. But unfortunately option 2 didnt work very well and then while preforming option 1 angel made a joke right when i was losing it...so i ended up laughing and breathing and it ruined it. So we were just chillin and talking about the shit they used to do to school and at school to people...funny stuff. Had a few drinks with this stuff thats not to bad 100 proof...its called Southern Comfort...taste like fuckin candy. Swear to god. When its mixed with Dr. Pepper...(should have used hawaiin punch it would have been awesome)...and the ice melts...it taste like liquid cotton candy. Its crazy beautiful. So Primer was sleeping the whole time cause he was "tired"...then he woke up about 1 and said he wanted to leave and since he drove frantic and dizzie they left and everyone was gone so i went back home and adam inside his house. This is where the awesome funness begins.
So i go home and i go inside and everythings on...lights, tv, computer....but i see nobody and nobody in their rooms either and truck is in driveway...i was like wtf im in a horror movie now. turns out i find them in the garage cause its flooding bad. well i also take a look at the back yard which i already know is flooded cause it happens every year...except this time it was hella flooded. I guess they said it was even coming in the back doors which is crazy cause they are like 5 inches higher than the rest of the yard. Well the flooding is a big problem because it is also rigth up against the house like water on the wall of my house and foundation...which is not good caus it will ruin the wall and the foundation. So it has to be drained. This is where my brute force and sheer adrenaline comes in. Not really but kinda...cause i had 2 five gallon paint containers...you know the huge ones....and i would take it in the back and dip it in the hole in the ground we dug years ago...fill with water fill with water...walk to the front of house and halfway down drive way which oh yea i have a like 150 foot drive way..(the one ghetto houses where the driveway goes up the side of the house cause the garage is passed the house.) anywayz i go half way down driveway and throw water down to street. I do about 2 rounds per minute about 8 - 10 gallons emptied from the backyard in that minute. i did this for almost 2 hours. that tells you how much water there was. im sore as hell in my back today...hurts like a sonofabitch cause each bucket of water and dirt weighs about 60 lbs each and i had two back and forth for that long. The coolest part though is that it was fun at first cause it was a challenge. It was like me against nature and disaster (i know im retarded)...gets your adrenaline going cause it was nonstop raining...not hard but not soft...so i was working completely soaked shoes muddy. awesome. anywayz i wrote too much...and im tired as hell from getting into bed finally at 4 this morning and getting up at 720...and today is the busiest day at work. im gonna go home and pass out tonight. later.
-Vitanda est improba siren desidia-