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“I really don’t understand,” Key starts disdainfully, “why you take decaf.”
“Caffeine’s bad for you,” Dongwoo says severely. “Remember that I told you? That one time, Sungyeol drank too much coffee-”
Key waves off the statement impatiently. “I’ve heard that one a dozen times. You’re always going on and on about your slaves.”
“Well, you always are too!”
“But it’s about the fun parts, at least. All you talk about is their habits and mannerisms and things like that-and you don’t employ any fun methods at all.” Key heaves a huge sigh, taking a deep drink from his cup. “Isn’t it a bother having to maintain them like that? Just whip them into obedience.”
Dongwoo wrinkles his nose. “They listen better when they’re willing, you know that. I like taking that kind of trouble. It’s so much safer, and they like me more, and everyone’s happy!”
“Even though they know you’re keeping them as slaves.”
“They know that I’m a demon,” Dongwoo corrects. “The slave part is just terminology. It’s not important.”
“What do they think they are, then? Your boytoys?” Key asks, sounding bored.
“No! Lovers, technically? In human terms. Though yeah, they are my slaves, pretty much.” Key snorts, and Dongwoo flicks an impatient hand at him. “Don’t distract me! You just don’t agree with the way I do things. It works really well, you know. The sex is better too,” he adds wickedly, and Key rolls his eyes.
“Is that a challenge? I can compare stories.”
“No,” Dongwoo answers feelingly. “I don’t want to hear what you made your poor slaves do to you or for you or to each other. Your methods are the ones that are no fun. It’s way more effective to keep them happy.”
“Are you so sure about that?” Key leans in, giving Dongwoo his sweetest smile. “If you are, you know that my… offer is still open. Just lend Woohyun to me for a week and-”
“No, nonono, you slave thief. Woohyun is mine! You can find your own slaves!” Dongwoo proclaims, glaring as vehemently as he can at Key-but it’s not quite threatening enough, because Key just snorts defiantly.
“Only because he hasn’t seen my side of the fence. The grass is greener and all that, isn’t it? And anyway, you’re perfectly confident that your methods work, so a week won’t matter, will it?”
“Your methods work too,” Dongwoo cuts in earnestly. “I never said they didn’t! But Woohyun is mine, you hear that? He’s my slave. He’s one of my favourite slaves, you know. A week with you will probably be enough to traumatise him! He’ll come back scarred for life and completely changed and-”
“You’re just afraid I’ll steal him for good.”
“That, too. He has it so bad for you.” Dongwoo’s voice is a mixture between affection and irritation. “You’ve slept with him before, haven’t you?”
“He was very, very eager, and I had no reason to turn him down. But don’t worry; it was a long time ago. He’s a very faithful… lover to you.”
“Yeah, and you’re a lust demon. And here you wonder why I won’t let you take him for a week. I’d never get him back, you cheater.”
“Not my fault if humans are weak.”
“Just drink your coffee, Key.”
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I absolutely loved it. I wasn't expecting everyone to sleep with him, but it was a very pleasant surprise. Really, everything was perfect and I'm so happy someone wrote something for this. It was so much better than anything I could have possibly come up with. Thanks again.
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EVERYONE WANTS DONGWOO. AND DEMON!KEY WANTS TO STEAL WOOHYUN AS HIS SEX SLAVE. NOT A FLAW IN SIGHT.
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