post #5
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“You’re always buying vitamins!” Woohyun retorts heatedly, sitting up. “And I don’t believe that crap about giving them to your Pokémon, I bet your Alakazam’s stuffed so full of all that stuff he won’t take anymore! Seriously, you should just own up and admit you buy them for yourself.”
“I don’t take Pokémon vitamins!” Sunggyu answers in annoyance. “Just so you know, they’re lethal dosages for humans and I don’t have a death wish, so of course I buy the-”
“Oh, I knew it, you did buy yourself vitamins. Did you buy out the pharmacy?”
“This coming from the guy who walked up to the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy one of every TM, please’ with a straight face!”
“Hey, what the hell, at least those are going to be useful in my battles, and I’m not a creaky old man who-”
“Okay, what the fuck went down in here?!” Sungyeol’s voice demands, and both heads immediately swivel towards the door.
Behind Sungyeol, Hoya raises an eyebrow at the wreckage, whistling. “Whew. How are you guys going to pay for all this?”
“He’s paying,” they both answer instantly, before turning to glare at each other.
Sungyeol rolls his eyes. “Well, I’m not involved. I was just the only person brave enough to come upstairs to investigate…”
“I’m here too,” Hoya points out, but Sungyeol ignores him.
“…So I’ll just go back downstairs now and tell Sungjong that you’re both going to owe him a very large debt for the foreseeable future.”
“No, wait! It’s not both of us!” Sunggyu protests desperately. “It was Woohyun’s Aerodactyl, I’m not involved-”
“You provoked it!” Woohyun accuses, and Sunggyu glares at him.
“Guess it’s fifty-fifty,” Hoya answers with a smirk. “Just so you know, hyung, Jjongie has been waiting for this day for awhile. He probably won’t even mind the fact that his contest earnings are going to go towards cleaning up your mess.”
“Why am I taking the fall when he started it?” Sunggyu moans. Woohyun glares at him. “It was his Aerodactyl!”
“Hell no, you started it. You pinned me to the wall!”
“I did that because you forced me into that double battle!”
“I don’t want to know!” Sungyeol yells from halfway down the stairs. Hoya gives them a last sympathetic glance before he turns to follow Sungyeol. Sunggyu feels completely deserted; the last sane man has left him. But then again, when has Hoya ever stood on a side that wasn’t Sungjong’s?
“This is all your fault,” Sunggyu whimpers. “All of it. Nam Woohyun, you are going to owe me this debt for life-no, beyond life, because you’ll never earn enough to pay it back, and you’ll-”
“Hyung?”
Sunggyu looks up balefully. “Now what? Have you not already done enough d-mmph!”
He’s pushed to the ground with the force of Woohyun’s shove, and the next thing he knows Woohyun’s straddling him with a victorious smirk on his face. “What the fuck, Nam Woohyun?” he demands breathlessly.
“Well, you were being unfair before. Now it’s my turn for revenge.” To reiterate his point, Woohyun leans down, kissing him again.
Woohyun has Sunggyu’s shirt half off when Sungjong and the others return with Nurse Joy, and they’re interrupted by a very piercing and decidedly horrified scream. Whether it’s at the room, or at them, Sunggyu’s not really sure.
What he’s really sure of is just one thing: he really, really, really hates Nam Woohyun, and he is going to get his revenge at all costs now. The battle’s on.
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A/N: Pokemoooonnnnn /flails
If I have the time, I'm going to try to write more Pokemon fills trololol. (Other pairings, maybe?) No promises though. I wrote this while half-asleep and didn't proofread so apologies if there were any mistakes!
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